by Suhhhhhh November 10, 2017
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An all around POS. The whitest boy of the white boys. He is crazy and is bound to bring baggage to your life. The type of guy who says the n word even though he is white as snow, like PALE pale. Hasn’t had a job for years, but probably sells addy to minors to make up for it. When you meet him, he will be charming and say all the right things, but it is all manipulation! Bottom line, if you ever meet a Matthew, it’s time to run girl.
by jtcandc October 15, 2019
A soft fella, likely does drugs. Spectacle clad, and would definitely be open to becoming a furry. His heart is a whore, and he is a stinky.
by philliam fieri July 02, 2019
A gay guy who sucks a lot of penis who was in the original lemon party an he sleeps with 2 men named Eli an Cody
by Chaz218 February 06, 2018
One of the hottest guys my eyes were ever blessed with seeing. Next to his hypnotizing eyes and strong bone structured face, he has a GREAT body to go along with it. Known for playing as Aiden, the jock with a heart, on The-N's South of Nowhere
Matt Cohen should definitely give me a call. I would suck his dick so hard the sheets would be riding up his ass.
by Sucks Dick April 12, 2007
by KyleD1972 March 03, 2021