I dont wanna see any fucking h&m

A phrase used to tell someone to behave themselves, not be messy, not ruin the fun, etc.

The original phrase is from Ru Paul’s drag race UK season 2 where Joe black, in response to the judge’s critique of her outfit, jokingly says “it’s H&M” to which Ru later responds with “I dont wanna see any fucking H&M”

Girl one: “So Cassidy is already drunk crying again, she’s kinda ruining our night out”

Girl two: “omfg I told her before we left that I dont wanna see any fucking H&M”

by Bwattz August 18, 2021

I'm bored and I really want to make a long defenition that could break a world record and thats really funny and not just W spam.

I'm bored and I really want to make a long defenition that could break a world record and thats really funny and not just W spam.

this means I'm bored and I really want to make a long defenition that could break a world record and thats really funny and not just W spam.

I'm bored and I really want to make a long defenition that could break a world record and thats really funny and not just W spam.

ok

by a sussy meaning guy thing July 4, 2022

Roses are red, as silent as a mouse, i opened your door, i'm inside your house

`look behind you

Roses are red, as silent as a mouse, i opened your door, i'm inside your house just say it

by MasterKuby January 23, 2021

M. Diddy

1. Martha Stewart's Prison Bitch name.
2. A wannabe rapper who's name starts with the letter 'M'.

1) That M. Diddy is a hot piece of ass!

2) Yo! It's M. Diddy whizzle in tha hizzle fo' shizzle, all the ladies think i gotsa small Pe-nizzle!

by Nick John July 26, 2005

I'm gonna EAT YO DOG!

what you say when someone pisses you off. also the terms:
I'm gonna SHIT ON YO COUCH!
I'm gonna CHEW ON YO BELLY BUTTON!
I'm gonna SNORT YO FERRET!
I'm gonna CUT YO HEAD OFF WITH A TOOTH BRUSH!
I'm gonna MAKE YOU TEABAG A CACTUS!
I'm gonna DROPKICK A BRICK WALL!
I'm gonna FART IN YO CEREAL
I'm gonna PISS IN YO LAMP
I'm gonna DRYHUMP YO TAMPON
I'm gonna PUKE IN YO SHOES
(fag's name here) is a stupid name
I'm gonna SQUAT IN YO SHRUBBERY
I'm gonna SPRAYPAINT YO HORSE! (NEIGH)
I'm gonna CHOP DOWN YO TREE WITH A FISH STICK

Jake: You're such a fag
Tyler: I'm gonna eat yo dog!

by jakedtyled January 23, 2010

Dude I'm off tomorrow

Used in the work place when you do not work the following day in the following situations

1: To express why you are not doing one of your required tasks.

2: Response when someone reminds you of something you didn't do.

3. To express your degree of not giving a shit.

Joe: Shouldn't you be sweeping the store?
You: Dude I'm off tomorrow

Jane: You didn't file your reports
You: Dude I'm off tomorrow

Bill: The boss is gonna be fucking pissed, the store looks like shit, and there is missing money.

You: Dude I'm off tomorrow.

by Senbonzakura713 April 11, 2009

I'M TOO GLAM TO GIVE A DAMN

This is when u r too much for the others to handle that they r just like wooowwwwww lukat this barrass.
and then u r like yess ohh I'M TOO GLAM TO GIVE A DAMN.
PERIODDDTTTTT!!!!

Mop and Towel are too glam to give a damn.
I'm too glam to give a damn.
When u see ur classmates looking fine and u say to urself why am in not like them, NOOOOOOOOO GO AND ASK MOP AND TOWEL AND THEY WILL SAY " I'M TOO GLAM TO GIVE A DAMN"

by Random A34 November 2, 2020