loser-noob

Bibby is the biggest lose about, a girl beat him up in graphics

Don’t be such loser-noob like bibby

by lib #3rd noob October 8, 2020

Loserism

The ability to be a loser

Man, Ede sure can't get a Hawkmoon, his loserism is heavily on display

by shelbss.w September 2, 2015

Loser

Loser is someone who is a loser

Logan is such a loser omg he needs to sit somewhere else

by LesAl April 26, 2022

bitchass loser

Anyone named Brian, David, or Dylan

John: “you bitchass loser!”
Dylan: “is it because I’m a Dylan?”

by Bitchass Loser November 19, 2022

Loser

Someone who can’t win. Even when they receive something.. they lose it sooner or later. Everyone loses things. Keys wallets, phones, houses. but losers are a bit more obvious, they lose everything and in full view of everyone. Can derive from a fetish because of internal conflict or just plain “God hates me” realisations. Usually a person full of hate. They hate them selves, their friends and their pets. Can manifest implosive or explosive depending on situation. Not necessarily a loser for life, bad child hoods can result in poor self-esteem etc. but who knows. Hey free will right!

Mate: how u going loser?
Mate (sad face): girlfriend dumped me..
Mate: that’s because ur house smells like a buzzard off a shit wagon. It’s been 5 months.. clean up!

Wife fking some guy: u like this shit baby?.. I like this shit!..
Hubby: …

Bully: hey loser ha ha ha!
Me: hi. Hru?

-dipshit

by -dipshit May 3, 2022

cruiser loser

Anything that a lame person does , says, or has that applies to cars

person 1: “I’m gonna do a donut in this parking lot”

person 2: “no don’t! that’s dangerous”
person 1: “you’re such a cruiser loser!”

or

“you have a ford fiesta? man you’re a cruiser loser”

by cruiserloser June 11, 2023

Loser

Nora H.

My girlfriend is a loser.

by Jayselfie October 19, 2020