I tried to take a chick home from the bar, but I couldn't get my car started because of my loser lock.
by Greg Chapman, Ben's Boss January 18, 2012
When a person lies down amd another person does a shit across their neck. Aka The Cincinnati Bow Tie.
by SketKween November 18, 2021
When multiple people are chained together with a rusty lock and the only way to unlock the lock is using ejaculate to lube up the lock
by Jonnywoinkuz February 14, 2024
A pathological liar who seems to lie compulsively!
by TrottSavvy July 21, 2022
A thing that your mean ass parents do to you in the car when you put your head too far outside the fucking window because you sooo fucking dumb that you think your a dog.
by pornsucks June 06, 2019
A term used in the betting world to describe the dumb certainty of something happening like a sports star scoring a goal or getting a certain amount of touches in a game. Yet in reality no one is ever a lock because there is always a player who secretly gets pleasure from fucking your multi by 1 possession, each and every time!!
by HonestlyArticulate13 May 09, 2024
A reaction to drinking too much coffee. The entire body becomes stiffened and taut, and every muscle aches. It is utter pain.
by Th3R0ach March 13, 2023