keep it on the squash

to keep on the down low.

I boned my teacher last year, keep it on the squash.

by Laurenanne. January 2, 2007

Keep it Core

Being yourself in the face of change. Never forgetting the central most essential part. The core of an apple; who you really are.

Keep it core bro.

by bmahney August 11, 2008

Keesling

1. Surname identifying a member of the underground ruling class. The Bilderbergs and Illuminati fear them. A kind of 'Sith lord' of the real world, if you will. They oversee the goings on of the trilateral commision. Keeslings herd the cattle of the human race. Life for a Keesling can sometimes be reminiscent of Grand Theft Auto - Vice City. They often find it tiresome and futile to communicate with average people - especially the ones that are too stupid to realize just how stupid they are.

2. A killing word - similar to Muad'Dib popularized by the books of Frank Herbert. Particularly powerful when combined with other killing words such as Dave.

Conan the Barbarian quoted a Keesling when asked about the three greatest things in life: 'To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.'

Kessling is an invalid, Americanized form of Keesling.

by A subjugated non-Germanic February 8, 2010

Keepin' it real

A state of being. To Keep it Real is a transcendent quality that speaks to an essential truth devoid of stereotype, generalization and outside influence. To Keep it real is to be honest with others and is inclusive to those who practice it. Keepin' it real is the act of being "true" or "real" in all senses of the word. Not fake.

Danny asks "How you doin'?"

Frank, being true to his word, says "Keepin' it real. How are you doin'?"

Danny says "The same."

by KIR to the max December 27, 2011

Buy a diary because I'm not keeping your secrets anymore

Term meaning "GET THE FUCK OUT OF TOWN! THIS BITCH IS GONNA TELL ON YOU!" Its used usually when you and a good friend get into it. it means all the secrets you've shared she's gonna tell!

You're such a slut! Buy a diary because I'm not keeping your secrets anymore

by skylarskank June 28, 2008

Keemstar

Daniel Keem is mostly known as DJ Killer Keemstar or Killer Keemstar, who is the infamous host of DramaAlert, a YouTube channel based off of the YouTube drama that happens on the daily. Daniel is a 34+ year old man who attacks and goes after minors on Twitter, makes false pedofile allegations towards others, and got his fame on the internet for his immature trash talking and trolling on Xbox live.. All of his fans are immature losers who can't get anything good in life and majority of his fan base are under the age of 16 who haven't even hit puberty yet. Daniel Keem is also known as the gnome of YouTube for the fact that his appearance is gnome like and each time he makes a YouTube video his beard gets pointier and pointier. Also, Keem will swat, doxx, and slander you if you anger him. He has gone after many YouTubers especially, LeafyIsHere, another YouTuber making Tweets about his 'wart dick' calling him WartDickIsHere and at the time threatening to sue a 15 year old YouTuber, Shorbie, for making a video on infamous rat/gnome Killer Keemstar.

Example 1:
Logical Person: Keemstar is such a prick he said so many racist things. He was banned from YouTube shouldn't even be allowed on it.
Keem Supporter: b-but the stuff he said was like 8 years ago, so fuck off. TAKE THIS L!
Logical Person: Just because it was a while ago doesn't make it right… You're so immature
Keem Supporter: Nah you're just a WartDickIsHere dick rider!

Example 2:
Keem: *does something super shitty*
Keem: Why am I still getting hate?

Example 3:
Keem: I'm on Blog.TV with my fucking hands up!

Example 4:

Keem: Everyone in the chat, type in Alex is a stupid -----

by QuackLegs August 20, 2016

Keemstar

Daniel Keem is mostly known as DJ Killer Keemstar or Killer Keemstar, who is the infamous host of DramaAlert, a YouTube channel based off of the YouTube drama that happens on the daily. Daniel is a 34+ year old man who attacks and goes after minors on Twitter, makes false pedofile allegations towards others, and got his fame on the internet for his immature trash talking and trolling on Xbox live.. All of his fans are immature losers who can't get anything good in life and majority of his fan base are under the age of 16 who haven't even hit puberty yet. Daniel Keem is also known as the gnome of YouTube for the fact that his appearance is gnome like and each time he makes a YouTube video his beard gets pointier and pointier. Also, Keem will swat, doxx, and slander you if you anger him. He has gone after many YouTubers especially, LeafyIsHere, another YouTuber making Tweets about his 'wart dick' calling him WartDickIsHere and at the time threatening to sue a 15 year old YouTuber, Shorbie, for making a video on infamous rat/gnome Killer Keemstar.

Example 1:
Logical Person: Keemstar is such a prick he said so many racist things. He was banned from YouTube shouldn't even be allowed on it.
Keem Supporter: b-but the stuff he said was like 8 years ago, so fuck off. TAKE THIS L!
Logical Person: Just because it was a while ago doesn't make it right… You're so immature
Keem Supporter: Nah you're just a WartDickIsHere dick rider!

Example 2:
Keem: *does something super shitty*
Keem: Why am I still getting hate?

Example 3:
Keem: I'm on Blog.TV with my fucking hands up!

Example 4:

Keem: Everyone in the chat, type in Alex is a stupid -----

by QuackLegs August 20, 2016