Jim

Jim is a shitslafe. Shitslafe means ‘poepslaaf’ in Dutch. That’s a reference to Jeroen van elswijk, the original creator of the word ‘poepslaaf’.

Hello, I’m jim poepslaaf

by Ppppooooqqqq November 22, 2021

Jim

The ultimate crumbler. Always needs a poo before leaving the house, and is never on time.

"Jim, make sure you're here for 6.30"

"Ok bois just need a shit and I'll be there"

6.45... "Jim?"

"Just leaving now bois"

by Ugbo November 23, 2021

Jim zinked

When you fuck up every job you bid

Man this is really Jim zinked

by Bradley Gribble July 10, 2022

jim bobs

perfection

jim bobs is just perfection

by meganlou April 17, 2021

Jim

Welsh slang for "spliff"

Daf: "Hey Alan, up for a Jim??"
Alan: "Oooh I dunno about tonight, maybe we can have a gym sesh another day?"
Daf: "Ahh fairs that's OK"
Alan: "I wouldn't mind coming over for a spliff tho!"
Daf: "Ffs Alan, Jim means spliff"

"Babes you up for rolling us a phat Jim?"

by mistarjems February 3, 2020

Jim Jones

The kind of guy that would be happy to see everyone he invited to his party, his circus, fall ill, or better yet dead (as would Bridget, the mouse living in his church encouraging outsiders to fight the locals for no reason).

Jim Jones was a boundless optimist, he was even optimistic about the bright future of the people he invited to Jonestown for his party/afterparty (his orgy) there. He was such a fun, exciting guy, not the kind of guy that would trample any rights people compromised or surrendered over to him, no way would he ever do something like that.

by The Original Agahnim February 3, 2022

Jim's Theme

I am a question to the world
not and answer to be Heard
or a moment that's held in your arms
and what do you think you'd ever say
I won't listen anyway
you don't know me
and I'll never be what you want me to be
and what do you think you'd understand
I'm a boy no, I'm a man
You can't take me and throw me away
And how can you learn what's never shown
Yeah you stand here on your own
They don't know me
Cause I'm not here
And I want a moment to be real
Wanna touch things I don't feel
We want to hold on and feel I belong
And how can the world want me to change
They're the ones that stay the same
They don't know me
Cause I'm not here
And you see the things they never see
All you wanted I could be
Now you know me and I'm not afraid
And I wanna tell you who I am
Can you help me be a man
They can't break me
As long as I know who I am
They can't see me
But I'm still here
They can't tell me who to be
Cause I'm not what they see
Yeah, the world is still sleeping
While I keep on dreaming for me
And their words are just whispers and lies
That I'll never believe
And I want a moment to be real
Wanna touch things I don't feel
We want to hold on and feel I belong
And how can they say I'll never change
They're the ones that stay the same
I'm the one now
Cause I'm still here
I'm the one
Cause I'm still here
I'm still here
I'm still here
I'm still here
Source: LyricFind
Songwriters: John T. Rzeznik

imma need you to open up google and look up Jim's Theme

by J I M September 16, 2020