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Jessica Joan Jones

this is Jessica Joan Jones the most prettiest girl to walk the earth. Jessica Joan Jones has alot of stress right now but things will eveantually get better. but she wouldnt have made it this far without her 3 best friends
"woah bro look at jessica joan jones"
"woah shes so pretty!!!"
"yeh but i heard shes got some stress n loves her 3 mates"
"oh but shes so prettttttttttttttyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by jess+her4bsfs February 17, 2024
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Jessica

A complete boss! She rules all with her sense of humor. Her text game is on point and will kick anybody ass who steps up to one of her friends. Joe and David can suck it.
Jessica schooled joe and David.

Who?

those guys with the small weiners!
by Propersyk March 7, 2021
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jessica craig

some girl who enjoys shaving her eyebrows and glueing them back on for fun. She think she is really cool but isnt really...
Cool person: 'Hey Jessica Craig what you doing"
Jessica: 'Im just shaving my eyebrows and glueing them back on!"
Cool person: 'Why?!"
Jessica: "Because I wanna be cooler than you"
by Jessica-May June 5, 2017
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Jessica Arnold

Lux has a crush on this person and lux truly likes the,
by Bilzinlove November 23, 2021
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Jessica

A name that just screams married at twenty
Female: why did you change your name?
Jerome: because Jessica screams married at twenty.
Female: Damm you rite.
Semi inspired by (class of 09)
by N-doggster January 2, 2024
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Jessica

This is a girl that’s an absolute freak in bed.

They have been known for having super pussies but in real life she’s just a shy creature
Guy: bro, I was doing it with a Jessica last night. She ate me up in bed, we went out for supper and suddenly she’s too shy to speak.
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jessica bryant

You know Jessica Bryant?”
“No”
“Well she’s an absolute fucking cunt
by Acrobatic Fish November 6, 2019
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