A fat dude who is built like an otter and has the smallest dick in the world and already is dividising a plan to shoot up the school
by Jewish asians October 18, 2018
Get the Jasonmug. This name belongs to a good man, father, and soulmate. He doesn't believe in himself most of the time, however those around him know better. He can make you laugh and leave you wanting. Jason's usually have gorgeous blond hair and blue eyes with the depth of the ocean. He will make you feel complete and will help you achieve the dream! If you ever meet a Jason, hold onto him!
Sarah: Did you see Jason over there?
Sam: Yeah, he's that new kid right?
Sarah: Yeah, did you see those eyes?
Sam: Sure did, he's got some distinctive orbs there..
Sarah: IKR?!?
Sam: Yeah, he's that new kid right?
Sarah: Yeah, did you see those eyes?
Sam: Sure did, he's got some distinctive orbs there..
Sarah: IKR?!?
by REBel Siren October 20, 2020
Get the JASONmug. 
Showing resemblance to the iconic actor Jason Momoa but lacking in substance. Typically used to describe a knock off version of someone of statue.
by RUHdog July 9, 2021
Get the Great Value Jason Momoamug. The combination of two very powerful names and Jason Isaiah can light up a room and turn out the lights all on the same evening I am very very funny very sexual add very in tune with his feelings and yours if the you were in a relationship with him or are close to him in some kind away loving him is the challenge and the journey of a lifetime and should be p
by Christin's Saiah June 9, 2018
Get the jason isaiahmug. Crack fien & Theif
Steals $ & fine Wine From local dollar generals
can be found sleeping on park benches during the day time
Steals $ & fine Wine From local dollar generals
can be found sleeping on park benches during the day time
by ickkkkyvickyyy April 2, 2023
Get the Jason Smolicmug. Jason is a guy who will be there for you when you don’t know who to turn to. He is the most funniest person on your contacts list I guarantee. Jason will be a shoulder to lean on and will comfort you in times of need. Jason will be there and never let you down when memes are required. Though he had a dark sense of humour, he knows what to say in serious times. Jason will always make sure that you are okay if you have any sign of sadness. He is loyal, jokey and handsome. Jason will make your life a hell of a lot better.
by Sando June 8, 2018
Get the Jasonmug.