Jason

Jason is mad pussy slayer who is a notorious mother fucker in the Barnstaple area. Everyone knows him as ‘the stud who fucked my mum’. the women love him, the men hate him.

Jon: ‘Hey you know Jason?’
James: ‘The one who fucked our mums?’
Jon: ‘Yeah that one he’s a right wanker’

by mynamejeffo January 12, 2020

Jason

Jason is an absolute wanker, he thinks he's the best guy in the world but we really hate him. He's a cunt with too much dandruff in his hair, and really needs to shut the fuck up and leave Toby alone :)
He eats pussy like a God but God doesn't eat pussy because he's not married and sex before marriage is a sin.

Girl 1: Wow that Jason guy, he's really shit at eating pussy.
Girl 2: I know, stay away from him.
He's a registered sex offender that Jason!

by jasonisreallycool January 13, 2020

Jason zuk

Jason a person with a small dick who loved multiple men and can take at least 15 black guys at once. He loves one women and I loyal but when it comes to men that’s another story.

Man 1: dude I totally got Jason zuked at that gay orgy last night

Man 2: get the fuck away from me

by Big boy Rico January 19, 2020

JASON

Weird and the most funny guy ever

Jason is funny and weird.

by Cusco girl 👧 February 3, 2020

Jason

The coolest dude you’ll ever meet. He’s kind of an ass but he is the best friend you’ll always need. He’s got your back and great jokes. He’s the most sincerest person you’ll know and he’s hella honest. One of a kind and kind of easy to fall in love with.

That dude Jason is the one I’m going to marry tbh.

by Just another person 1346 April 15, 2020

Jason

The cheese found underneath ones foreskin.
The gross stuff found that gathers underneath the foreskin on a mans penis.

She went wild once she took a bite of some Jason.
His jason smells so bad

by Harry Parat Estees November 18, 2020

Jason

a man with a fucking phatty cock, really smart, and an amazing person. Any girl would be very lucky to date such a unit of a human being

Oh my word, Jason has such a phat cock, he's also really smart. I'm honestly sooo lucky to have him as a boyfriend

by sno0ze November 22, 2020