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Jason

Knower of all tea.
1. Jason drew us a full diagram detailing the juicy tea he acquired recently.

2. “Dying girl gets second boyfriend while engaged”, Jason says, “I have tea”.
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Jason

Kid who writes stories about everyone dieing. God at Csgo. Says "die" very often. Likes candy. Short but not as short as woo. Gets mad at people sometimes. Likes to hit Ninad. Gang gang hi ehorn
Jason killed Ann with a Machete.
by Somebodyynowwhatimean February 16, 2018
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Jason cooper

Known as cooper trooper, jay, short arse, bugs bunny, beaver teeth, and tiny jay. If you ever come across this specimen, don't be alarmed that's just his normal size; Teeth and height.

They can be dangerous, they like to lure you in with their alcoholic drinks, or even lend you a bike which has been tampered with.

Be safe, stay away!
Oooh noo!! Here comes Jason Cooper. Hide your kinder surprises.
by Rumpyboyyy June 13, 2020
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Jason

A friendly Canadian with a love for BMW’s. Enjoys homegrown tomatoes, fireball, and falling in showers.

All around good buddy.
Hear that engine? It must be a Jason driving up.
by Canadian bacon 🥓 May 24, 2020
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Jason

El mas pinche vergas y mas guapo de todos
Jason is super hot.
by #EGDG October 31, 2017
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Jason

Badass conference speaker and all round cool guy
by Ed Sully December 2, 2022
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Jason

Jason is a guy who will be there for you when you don’t know who to turn to. He is the most funniest person on your contacts list I guarantee. Jason will be a shoulder to lean on and will comfort you in times of need. Jason will be there and never let you down when memes are required. Though he had a dark sense of humour, he knows what to say in serious times. Jason will always make sure that you are okay if you have any sign of sadness. He is loyal, jokey and handsome. Jason will make your life a hell of a lot better.
Get yourself a Jason, everyone must have one

“We all love Jason”
by Sando June 8, 2018
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