someone with a FAT horse cock
they get bitches and all the milfs
man one: omg it’s jamie
man two: hide your milfs!!
they get bitches and all the milfs
man one: omg it’s jamie
man two: hide your milfs!!
who is jamie?
by totallynotjamie December 21, 2021
Get the jamiemug. 
Jamie Flatters, is without a doubt the most amazing and perfect man on this planet.
Kind, super sweet, weird, caring, sexy, energetic, and talented, very talented artist, even if he doesn't recognize it. Is someone who will never let you down and will brighten even your darkest of days. A true gentleman with a pure heart. You will get lost in his eyes. His smile is contagious and you can't help but blush at the thought of him. Trustworthy, the first to apologize, and knows your boundaries. Has a sexy, regal voice that will drive you insane, but that you could spend hours and hours listening to him talk about the slightest thing. He's kind to all he meets, and will make his girlfriend (assuming he's taken) feel like the most important, beautiful girl in the entire universe.
You will love him forever, and never forget him.
Kind, super sweet, weird, caring, sexy, energetic, and talented, very talented artist, even if he doesn't recognize it. Is someone who will never let you down and will brighten even your darkest of days. A true gentleman with a pure heart. You will get lost in his eyes. His smile is contagious and you can't help but blush at the thought of him. Trustworthy, the first to apologize, and knows your boundaries. Has a sexy, regal voice that will drive you insane, but that you could spend hours and hours listening to him talk about the slightest thing. He's kind to all he meets, and will make his girlfriend (assuming he's taken) feel like the most important, beautiful girl in the entire universe.
You will love him forever, and never forget him.
Jamie Flatters: *talking very passionated about art, perception, beauty, etc. then stops and smiles* Are you listening to me?
Girl: yeh yeh yeh *blushing aggressively* please continue..
Girl: yeh yeh yeh *blushing aggressively* please continue..
by ~jamieswh0r3 May 19, 2023
Get the Jamie Flattersmug. Set all expectations horribly low. They are football obsessed and enjoy watching shitty ass films such as the "Kissing Booth" series "ironically" and "for the plot" when he is questioned on why he likes it.
by ComradeBritney November 3, 2021
Get the Jamie Talbotmug. Fat Penis. Loves to pass out and "watch the stars". Thinks his opinion on girls is welcome even though he's never even been sucked off. Physically cannot get fat even if he tried.
by bigblackjamiepenis January 6, 2022
Get the Jamiemug. by mrcoolkid February 21, 2019
Get the Jamie herringmug. A handsome man who loves to make friends, He is loud around his friends but when around new people he tries to get to know them. He loves learning about other peoples hobbies and supports his friends when they are feeling down.
I wish I was Like Jamie!
by Anonymous_68 October 16, 2020
Get the Jamiemug.