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Jordan/Jordon 

A fuckboy no matter who he is.... not even skin color
Dont date him he's such a jordan/jordon
Jordan/Jordon by Cam1404 March 10, 2016
Retarded bitch who's feelings change as often as her underwear has a bad tendency to break up with someone thats freaking awesome to go fuck a football player on a stack of calculus books
DAMN tyler look at that bitch shes a jordan lets puggle stomp her!
Jordan by Matt Kuhns April 24, 2008
a cheap condom u can find at a gas station
Jordan by mikey hulbert May 19, 2010
the sweetest guy you will ever meet. is usualy in love with an: abbie he will love his girl with all of his heart. at times can be over protective. but he means well...allways and forever(:
*guy tries to kiss abbie*
jordan-*stands in front of abbie* "i would advise you to back. off."
jordan by jordanlover1234 January 28, 2011

Jordantardbag 

A guy called Jordan who is also a retard and a douchebag
No that is a Jordantardbag
Jordantardbag by Acid Am Sick November 30, 2011
A really cute guy. Good at basketball, really funny, and has a 'You only get 3 stupid questions a year' policy
Omg, Look, Its Jordan! He is sooo hot!
Jordan by sexydino(; December 18, 2011