jizz cuh

a down ass hoe(woman wanting sex) who is aroused sexually when her partner gets sperm in or around her mouth

Damn i hope that DiJinay is a jizz cuh, i am really down to cum in a hoe's mouth tonight!!! Hope she doesn't catch the clap...

by todd anthony March 15, 2008

jizz blanket

A separate blanket then you normally sleep with that you use to masterbait with.

My jizz blanket is hard and crusty with seaman because I haven't washed it in weeks.

by mike32295 December 22, 2013

Jizz Shamrock

When you blow your load on your chick and mix it with green food coloring in the spirit of St. Patrick's Day

I woke up this morning to my boyfriend giving me Jizz Shamrock face painting. Complete with green food coloring and sprinkles.

by BlarneyBone March 31, 2011

jizz refinery

a slag who is full up of spunk and likes to retrieve it manually

my wife she is a right jizz refinery and you know this MAN!!!!

by Wayne Grey November 22, 2007

Jizz wizard

A universal word for someone being an asshole or acting like a dick.

why are you pissing on my shoe?! Stop being a jizz wizard

by Britannia Gingero and co. October 24, 2010

Jizz Lover

A female or male who loves jizz or cum.

Dude, that bitch is a fucking Jizz Lover.

by CelebrAsian September 26, 2009

Jizz Lobotomy

While receiving oral, the man (at the moment of climax) pulls out and stuffs the tip of the penis (urethra) in one of the female's nostrils to let the load loose.

Bonus points - Egyptian Lobotomy - Only achievable with an exceptionally thick load...removal of the load looks like a step within the Egyptian mummification in process - pulling out the brain through the nose...

Last night I pulled the Jizz Lobotomy on my girl... Cleared out her sinus problem in one shot!

by Dewyz1100 January 12, 2011