free laundry

Clothes that are left at your house by friends or anybody for that matter. Once the clothes inhabit your house for 24 hours without any requests from the owner, they are yours. No matter how much they bitch after that point, you have no obligations.

Guy 1: "Dude, your party was awesome. Did you ever find a Maverick's shirt? I think I left it upstairs."
Guy 2: "Man, my party was two days ago."
Guy 1: "So, I still want my shirt back."
Guy 2: "Sorry brosky, your shirt is free laundry, and I like it a lot. Makes me look jacked."
Guy 1: "Bitch, give it back!"
Guy 2: "Sorry."

by Jako Kot September 30, 2008

Free jiggler

When a girl with a great ass wears leggings and her asscheeks are so glorious they bounce in all directions defying gravity

Jenn has a free jiggler

by Anton1990 May 15, 2014

Free Crayon

When you can’t find a crayon so you grab your dick and cover it in paint and use it as your crayon.

Hey, Mrs. Downs, do you mind if I use my free crayon?

by I’m Derschian May 26, 2018

Free Chili

Often used as easy but can also have various terms.

Somebody does something botish

Me: bro you free chili 💀

Them: what??!?

by Jellyneutron April 15, 2019

free hate

the opposite of "free love", free hate is negative behavior toward another displayed in a situation where it is not deserved or has not been earned

Sexual harassment victims who are speaking out in the media are getting a lot of free hate.

by Slamb Doctor April 21, 2018

$Free.99

The price of an object or service that should have cost you money but you got it for free instead!

“How much was that phone case? It’s cute”. “Oh thanks, well my homeboy works at that store so it was $Free.99”

by Mekalicious Macadocious12-9-20 April 19, 2018

free taco

A girl that is guaranteed to put out.

Buy her a drink, and you've got yourself a free taco.

by Holden Miccuci June 11, 2017