Happiness Hog

A “Happiness hog” is a person (usually a lesbian teenage girl) who is constantly bragging about their depression.
They can’t say “I cut myself” for 0.1 second.

Dude: *edgy suicide joke*
Girl: “I wanna commit suicide I cut myself and broke up with my girlfriend I have no friends at school and my mom abuses me waaaaa I’m a baby”
Dude: Wow such a fucking Happiness Hog.

by Yo I’m Kate February 18, 2019

Blush Hog

1. (Noun). An affectionate name for a penis, one of particularly hoggish nature that makes a willing recipient blush.

2. A member of a so named mountain bike gang located in Pit City, Michigan who only communicate in word associations and bird noises.

“Oh god, here come the blush hogs, I can hear one of them belch from a mile away. They’re always asking for a spare tube.”

by Ralph’s Italian Debbie May 24, 2023

Flesh Hog

A creature dwelling in the nether regions of men.

Jimmy: Ay Timmy, gonna go skin the ol' flesh hog
Timmy: I didn't need to know that, brother
Jimmy: Yeah buddy

by HarBak November 13, 2022

bulvitlis hog

a man's hog in exuma bahamas who died from 'slackness' (eating to much)

youll like slackness you know bulvitlis hog died of slackness

by JBaham October 1, 2006

Joint hogging

The act of holding onto a joint way too long, puffing it multiple times, and refusing to pass it around the circle.

Minimum of 3 hits in a row or keeping it for over 1 minute qualifies an individual to be a jointhogger.

Yo Noddy pass the Joint already, you’re joint hogging again!Fuckin Drugger is a Shaolin smoker.

by NotsoA September 8, 2025

Hog universality

A phenomena most likely coined by Twitch streamer, political commentator HasanAbi.
When conspiracy theories like QAnon echo around the world and become universal amongst supporters of certain types of governments.

„Supporters of religious fundamentalist governments will always be like „Yea, there's a deep state”
„That's insane”
„The hog universality is real”

by Manhia July 31, 2024

Bog Hog

A penis that has been inserted into an anus.

Check out my Bog Hog Slampig Blog: Several bitches getting 'utted in the 'ussy

by anonymous May 25, 2025