alabama bush hog

A mainly lesbian or a masculine woman

Man look at the Alabama bush hog, she's built like a linebacker

by Jippy Dimes February 28, 2022

Jab the Hog

To wake up in the dead of night, fully torqued, and aggressively masturbate just to fall back asleep.

“Had to jab the hog last night. Wasn’t horny, just medically necessary.”

by GeneKreemer March 24, 2025

Zipper Hog

Like a trouser snake but the Russian Boar kind

When you hear a zipping and a growl….get ready for the Zipper Hog

by Honey Boy Wilson June 19, 2021

Hog-Lover

1. A person who loves a big fat one up the ass.

“Did you Timmy?”
“No.”
“He had a large load busted in his ass.”
“Man, that guy must be a Hog-Lover.”

by FudgePacker44 July 22, 2023

Crank some hog

This is the action of getting some work done, typically homework

Man the essay is due tomorrow, I really need to crank some hog

by Coolhck June 5, 2025

Hog Tagging

A Tinder strategy in which you match with overweight women with attractive facial features, seduce them, add them on Snapchat and the Gram, and wait to see if they eventually lose enough weight to smash. Especially effective on women who have recently had kids and are losing baby weight. Tactic is not to be used on thick women, who should be smashed as soon and as hard as possible.

1. I hog tagged this heffer who said she 'likes to run and work out,' but it looks like she's only lost 5 pounds... I'll check back on her next year.

2. Damn girl, those stretch marks are fire... I'm starting to love hog tagging.

by SDIII April 26, 2019

xp hog

Someone who relentlessly hoards xp to themselves in a video game. They always work alone, as having anyone accompanying them will inadvertbly force them to do the one thing they despise more than anything else: sharing xp.

When Jeff plays minecraft, he likes to build cunning traps around mob spawners to trap other players. What a xp hog.

by zombieman132 October 18, 2013