hog clog

When a man get his penis stuck the pool or hot tub jets

Dude, Derek got his junk stuck in the hot tub again. That's the 5th hog clog this week alone. He needs a girlfriend.

by deadb4uhearit May 11, 2015

scrap the hog

The funniest way to say fapping.

Don't scrap the hog and do the damn work already!

by Frusne April 17, 2020

Bulgarian hog loaf

Hog loaf from the land of Bulgaria. Often times is so juicy and tender it melts in your mouth and leaves a coat of Bulgarian oxide. You have to wash your mouth for 1 hour to get rid of this coating. Is the most nutritious food of the 21st century.

Man, I tried Bulgarian hog loaf and it was so good!

by Bryce loves boobs November 16, 2023

hog run

When you’re banging a larger individual and leave right after the deed is done.

Brad: “Bro. Didn’t realize that chick was a pig so I had to hog run.”

by Ghana_Ghana_Ghana December 3, 2017

Roll Hog

Someone who is wrong but will not admit it

The Roll Hog couldn't recite the alphabet backwards but insisted he did.

by Emmiee May 7, 2011

HINNY HOG

When one places their nose in the anterior region of their partner while actively eating the rectum.

He wanted to surprise her by giving her a hinny hog.

by ArmyDitchDoc September 24, 2021

crankin my hog

When you rev ur strait piped screamin hog down the innerstate makin librols angry.

Ive gone 3 days without crankin my hog and im itchin

by ElvizP February 2, 2025