Hippie Kiss

To straight men kiss cum on each other's face then make out and jerk each other at the same time then one goes upside down and tied into a chair then the other guy gets his armed chained to the ceiling and swings his dick into the first guys mouth the first guy is on a rocking chair and rocks on the dick back and forth.

I had a crazy hippie kiss with Bob last night, that shit lasted for hours.

by jacknack April 24, 2024

No Hippie

A word used to show that whatever you did no matter how hippie, isn't hippie as long as you say no hippie.

I only drink my homemade booch, no hippie.

by Musubi Lover March 7, 2023

Hippie

Someone who looks like very "putang inang" person

Example: John Lorenz is a Hippie in short putang ina

by Skrrrt skrrrutooom February 3, 2020

Hippie

Once a term reserved for dirty longhairs from the 70s who wore tie die shirts, a peace sign, and patchouli. They protested and cried about almost everything, and pioneered the anti-vaccine movement of the early 2000s with some dumbass bullshit about autism. Today they have updated their costumes. They can be easily spotted wearing clothes with American flags on them, usually bought at Walmart in the clearance section. Some will advertise that they now own guns, and will fly Trump or Don’t Tread on Me flags in their yards as well. They protest in front of schools, freeway overpasses, and vaccination clinics. Hippie as fuck as they are, they still cry about the dangers of vaccines like little scared bitches. By contrast, being the naturalists that they are, they are not against all medicines, as they like to wash down natural ingredients promoted by the holistic medicine man, their Maharishi holy man, Donald Trump. These items include Lysol, ivermectin, hydroxychloroquine, and still patchouli oil to keep up the hippie tradition. Some identify themselves as conservatives, flying a tattered ass flag off their truck, wearing the same unoriginal “Let’s Go Brandon” shirt, and telling everyone they are moving to Texas. To their dismay, true conservatives never protested and always looked down on those who did. Ronald Reagan would be ashamed. They fail to realize that despite their makeover, these malcontents are still just whining hippies minus the tie die shirts.

Person 1: Hey Chad, do you want to go to Walgreens to protest the Covid-19 Vaccine with me, to help save humanity from being microchipped.

Person 2: Hell no! I’ve got better shit to do with my time. When did you become such a protesting, whiny ass little bitch Chad? You’re a fucking hippie.

by Kentuckywoman082 December 21, 2021

Trigger Hippie

A self-identified gun enthusiast who simultaneously holds and promotes core “hippie” values such as peace, nonviolence, and personal freedom. A Trigger Hippie believes in responsible gun ownership and self-defense while also championing open-mindedness, empathy, and collaborative conflict resolution. They tend to see firearm ownership not as a contradiction to pacifism but as a tool that—when handled responsibly—can safeguard individual liberty and help secure a more harmonious, free society.

Jesse considers himself a trigger hippie, heading to peace rallies after his morning trip to the shooting range.

by CN0T3 December 28, 2024

Music hippy

An insecure dickhead who brags about listening to old music and bashes everyone else's music.

Dylan- Yo man did u hear kanye is gunna drop a new album? It gunna be fire!
John- No and i dont care. You and your stupid rap music. I listen to real music like the beatles and Led Zeppelin. Modern day music sucks.
Dylan- Damn nigga chill its just music. And i dont fucking care that you listen to old music bruh. Stop bashin my shit for no reason. You like a music hippy or some shit.

by Dylan_slimshady August 22, 2017

Halfway Hippie

Someone who wants to run away from civilization and live in the forest but really likes horror movies and amusement parks and fairs .

She's only a halfway hippie cause she likes slasher flicks.

by Sunny Luna July 30, 2020