Guinness hair

The revolting trend which refuses to die - skanky girls that die their hair in sections, the top being blonde, the underneath black. The victim is under the delusion that the two toned effect is sexy, as well as the delusion that it is still 1999.

Usually teamed with white pants and a boyfriend called Darryl who drives a RX7.

"Ew! Can you smell stale sex and Red Door perfume? Betcha it's that girl over there with the Guinness hair"...

by Joshwa81 February 17, 2008

Bag of Hair

(n)-Used to describe any sort of deeply embarrassing life-affecting truth or habit that one attempts to keep secret. In a literal sense, it refers to one keeping a bag of one's hair, toe nail clippings, or other strange items over a long time.

Boyfriend: "By the way, I've been meaning to tell you something, and I'm not sure how you'll take to it..."

Girlfriend: "Oh boy, here comes the bag of hair..."

by Coquigamer December 28, 2005

haircut

The act of cutting your hair

I'm getting an emo side fringed cut today. woot woot.

by the_end_is_nigh (myspace) August 28, 2005

hair conscious

When someone if self conscious about their hair. They care a lot if their hair is a mess and carry about a hairbrush.

Girl 1: Whats that in your hair?

Girl 2: WHAT?! Whats wrong with my hair?! What is in it, where is the bathroom? WHERES MY HAIRBRUSH!!!!!!!

Girl two: Jeez its only a leaf, no need to be so hair conscious.

by LauraMcFarlane February 2, 2009

Jizz hair

When a man receives oral sex and decides to jizz all over the girls hair without the bitch's consent.

"Dude, last saturday i gave jizz hair to that girl after she sucked my dick......man that shit was sticky up there, looked like hair gel"

by John Jacob Jingelheimer Shmitt February 12, 2004

straightening my hair

using an outrageously expensive heating device that slowly kills your hair in order to make it straight like asian hair

Look at what straightening my hair did!

by dancerxox9 October 16, 2008

hair falls

Hair falls are a form of homemade hair extension. They are commonly made from long clusters of string and/or pieces of plastic tied onto plain hair ties. These are then fastened onto short ponytails/pieces of hair, typically worn with one on each side. Gives the illusion that the wearer's hair is much longer than it actually is and allows for frequent colour changes without affecting hairstyle. Worn commonly by the youth 'goth' culture.

Goth: "Check out my new black and red hair falls that I made on the weekend. I like them even better than the blue ones I was wearing last week."

by 12321 August 31, 2008