tripped on his dick

Overconfidence that leads to failure or embarrassment.

Jeff thought he could impress those girls at the bar, but when he got over there he tripped on his dick and now they won't talk to him.

Joey didn't think he had to study for his math final but when he went to take the test he tripped on his dick and got an F.

by Doc_Holaday November 13, 2016

Lost his balls

A derogatory term meaning:
1. When a dude lets others humiliate him without reprisal.
2. When a man allows someone to take his dignity (especially a woman).
3. When a man just gives up, or doesn't try anymore.
4. When a man loses everything in a divorce.

1. He just let them threat him like that, and just stood there and took it. He sure lost his balls.
2. Man, he sure lost his balls. His woman doesn't let him make any decisions. She's running the place.
3. He just dropped the bat in the middle of the game and quit for good. He really lost his balls.
4. She took him for everything. He even lost his balls.

by LaughinJack July 11, 2011

hi ho diddly

The act of inserting an umbrella up someones rectal passage, then opening it, usually ripping their ass apart.

Wife - "Hey honey, want to go hi ho diddly?"

Husband - "Sure, what is it?"

Wife - "Ill show you..."

Rrrrrrrrrrip...

Husband - "AAAAAAAAAAUUURGH!"

by El Taka June 20, 2008

breathed his last

Shorthand for "Breathed his last breath". Basically, died.

He let out a cry and breathed his last.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

get in his ass

Confronting the male head on. Face to face contact with a male

I know that muthafucka was sneaking around, so I had to get in
his ass.

by Dee Wright August 5, 2003

Pissing on his table

A guest is taking too much advantage of a host's hospitality.

"You're always pissing on his table"

"Dude come on why you gotta piss on my table"

"Chad was pissing on Josh's table at the party last night"

by ThrowawayAcoutn October 14, 2014

yelling at his shoes

Vomiting, especially in public.

"Did you see how wasted Mike was last weekend? He spent the whole night yelling at his shoes. "

by strikingoil May 24, 2014