funky stuff

weed
as used in the song Nuthin but a G thang

i take a small piece of some of that funky stuff

you know and i know i need some more of that funky shit

by elchicoblanco September 22, 2005

Funkmaster Flex

Still the coolest DJ on Hot 97

I Also love his show on spike tv

Holla ya heard.

The Cool Ride with funkmaster flex opening

by Afi K. James April 26, 2005

Funkmeister

Someone who is excessively funky and enjoys being funky and spreading the funk.

Did you see that bass player last night? He was a total funkmeister

by PRSman20 February 27, 2009

funkle

word used to describe absolute awesomeness

Damn that dunk was funkle

by Liebo October 11, 2004

Funky Phantom

Sub-species of wigger, a white kid from a middle-class suburban family who acts like he hails from the Hood. A Funky Phantom is usually too busy recovering from rollin' with his homies (hence the "funky") to bother coming into work, thus causing problems even though he's usually invisible (hence the "phantom"). Is out of work two days a week and takes half-days the other three. Is all "Yo, keepin' it real" and thinks he's the ultimate babe magnet; whenever he talks to a woman his voice drops to a deep whisper and he practically climbs on them in his efforts to seduce them. Claims he likes people who are brutally honest but basically lives one gigantic lie, fo' shizzle.

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A FUNKY PHANTOM

Funky: Yo, Allison, how's 'bout you and I go 'cross the street to the store and you can shizzle my dizzle bizzle?

Allison: Um, sure, sounds like fun, whatever it means!

Funky: Ya ya, I'm gonna be "keepin' it real" with my ho here for a while, G. You holds down the fort while I do my thang.

Me: Cut the crap, "homey." You ain't a playa, and the only crime you ever committed was stealing an extra Oreo outta the cookie jar when you were ten. AND you've already taken ten "breaks" today.

Funky: Yo, G! Why you gotta be hatin', Dawg? {dropping the act} Uh, my stomach hurts...I gotta go home...see ya tomorrow...

by Krakky McKraken August 4, 2007

funktabulous

Funktabulous is an exclamation of joy, much like funktastic, only on a higher plane...

<Being told a tale of great joy>
"that's funktabulous!"
<Listening to an amazing song>
"This song rocks like a quarry! It's funktabulous!"

by Plunky May 10, 2005

funky dumper

An affliction usually associated with a girl who has a pretty face but a saggy, unformed ass.

I was going to try and bang her, until she turned around and I saw she had a case of the funky dumper. Carrie Underwood has a pretty face but I think she has funky dumper.

by Sean Kerr October 9, 2007