facebook diplomacy 

"Facebook diplomacy" is so called because it is, like real diplomacy, the building and maintaining of relationships, except it is done with facebook instead of in person, over the phone, or using any other traditional means of communication. Facebook diplomacy usually consists mostly of exchanging wall posts with other people.

Unfortunately, given that the nature of facebook is devoid of meaningful substance, facebook diplomacy is often just useless banter and/or not thought out or cohesive. A person might have a lot of facebook diplomacy with an acquaintance that they don't really know, which will often boil down to an essence of nothing more than "what's up?"

College student: "Man, I've got eighteen new wall posts, I've got some serious facebook diplomacy to conduct."

College student: "That girl from class just friended me. She seems cool, I think I'll do some facebook diplomacy and get to know her a little."

facebook diplomacy by Mister Big Words January 11, 2009

Facebook Status Hiatus 

As a member of Facebook, you do not add a status for a long period of time.

I should be on facebook status hiatus for a while, I put too damn many of them on in one day!

Facebook Status Hiatus by KaHiFa July 7, 2009

facebook body count 

The number of friends one has on Facebook. For those old enough to remember, body count recalls the Vietnam war and the nightly body counts on the news. It is relatively easy for those under 30 to amass several hundred friends. For those of my age bracket, it is impressive to collect one hundred friends.

For many, collecting Facebook friends is really a competition, rather than the gathering of a true circle of friends.

My son has over a thousand Facebook friends. Over the last year, I have searched for grade school through college friends, and personal and professional friends, and my Facebook body count is a miserable 69 friends.

facebook body count by miker2001 December 29, 2009

Facebook air post 

When you post a comment to someone's status, immediately decide that your comment sucks and delete it, but the notification still goes out that you commented on it leaving everyone curious about what you intended to say.

"I wanted to come up with a witty rebuttal to Kelly's status, but I'm a tool so I did a Facebook air post instead."

Facebook air post by buzzloaf April 28, 2010

Facebook Masturbater 

Creepy teens who look for seductive pictures of their friends in order to become aroused

dude, she has the hottest picture, makes me want to be a facebook masturbater.

Facebook Masturbater by titanboy2793 July 11, 2010

Facebook Fags 

A group of 2 or more males that write regularly on eachother's facebook walls phrases such as "Hey Cutie", "Love Ya", Hey Sexy"...
These homosexual phrases are usually followed up by several cyber smiley faces and/or hearts.

In most cases this Facebook Fag conversion indicates slightly or full blown sexual interest in the male that they're are flirting with on facebook. Basically, they are truly fags and NOT trying to be funny.

They could easily text this gay conversation but they choose to let the world see how much of facebook fags they are by making it wall posts.

Fag 1: "Hey !! :)"
Fag 2: "Heyy Cutie <3"
Fag 1: "<3 I miss you :("
Fag 2: "I miss you too buddy :'( <3"
Smart Guy: "Wow you guys are facebook fags and nobody likes you"

Facebook Fags by dinoosuaarr July 11, 2010

Facebook stalker

Whether you admit it or not, you are a facebook stalker. Stop denying it...you meet a cute girl/guy and keep checkin on their statuses...you stalker you.

(Bo) "Hey, so how's it going with that girl you met the other day?"

(Jeff) "It says here she's goin to northgate tonight. Dude we should totally hit northgate up tonight!"

(Bo) "Dude your such a facebook stalker..."

Facebook stalker by Krpec11 February 8, 2010