facebook lift

to re-vamp your facebook profile, by completely changing it or clearing it out

A: Why is your facebook different?

B: I got a facebook lift.

by Domino123 January 7, 2008

Facebook Headache

When Facebook gives you a headache that only goes away when you close the browser/screen.

"All these game requests on my news feed are giving me a Facebook Headache."

by Priomotu May 14, 2012

Facebook correctness

the sacrificial act of not posting what you want to write on Facebook because it really will piss off somebody.

You wouldn't believe how often Trish resorts to Facebook correctness because of her strident political views.

Facebook political correctness politcally correct

by Brunette, not Blonde April 18, 2010

facebook scab

facebook scab: someone who adds random people they don't know as friends. usually to bring their friend count up to seem like they have a lot of friends

guy 1: "hey man, do you know this guy..........-.......? he just sent me a request" guy 2: " no man, i dont think i do, he's probably just a facebook scab,ignore it"

by puppykicker420 December 30, 2009

facebook foul

An individual who makes a ridiculous amount of statuses, always writes on everyone's wall, and overall just a news feed hog.

Mostly unnecessary wall posts, usually just for attention. The worst facebook foul's even wall post to people they have no real connection to.

Another component of a facebook foul is liking or commenting on things that the said person has nothing to do with. Wall posts for conversations are also a tell-tale sign of a chronic facebook foul.

Steve: "Dude, she just had 3 statuses, and 14 wall posts in 26 minutes.. :/"

John: "That's such a facebook foul"

by dicksandtits123 May 24, 2011

I'm Facebooking this

A phrase that is used after a hilarious, awkward, scary, or unbelievable event occurs so everyone who did not witness the event can "like" the status to feel like they were in on it.

Susie: EWW! I just saw Orlando Bloom make out with Rosie O'Donnell. I'm Facebooking this!

by josiedee2 December 29, 2010

Facebook Jail

When your Facebook account is suspended, which now occurs for the most minor of jokes and comments. Unlike real jail, there is no reprieve or parole: your sentence is final, while repeat offenders are offline for now weeks.

I just got out of Facebook Jail! I shouldn't have made that joke about insert offensive topic.

by sanjuro_kurosawa April 6, 2021