Edward

Edward is a guy with a massive knob

Dude, Edward has a humongous member

by edmassivedick March 2, 2021

Edward Elric

The main character in fullmetal alchemist

Edward Elric is the fullmetal alchemist

by Hange Zoë March 3, 2021

Edwards

A twilight loving, Cars ( the movie hater), won’t watch OBX even if you’ll rewatch it with her, British boy loving, bitty.

Man that Edwards needs to respect Cars (the movie lolz).

by bittyboo April 14, 2021

Edward

A penguin that my friend named in two seconds

EDWARDD, you killled ur sista

by That krewfam butters May 25, 2021

Edward Cullen

He sparkles.Thinks sleeping is fascinating.Is a vampire

Edward Cullen is creepy

by Potterhead020 April 28, 2021

Edward

A high maintenance individual who includes a minimum 12.5 unnecessary additions to his coffee drink. Is typically seen on his daily commute from Starbucks to Dunkin Donuts. Baristas beware.

Barista: "What can we get for you today?"

Edward: "I would like a venti iced skinny hazelnut macchiato, sugar–free syrup, extra shot, extra honey, a dash of cinnamon, light ice, no whip..."

by comenerbyvote May 3, 2021

Edward's Buzzer

The best 3rd wave ska band. Totaly pwn Slip Restaurant. ;)

Edward's Buzzer gives me an erection.

by Ben Woodruff January 4, 2005