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Emily

Emily is an annoying ass bitch. She will take any ounce of attention from you and hold it over your head for the rest of your life. With similar mannerisms and actions that are similar to a serial killer, she wears a big smile on her dead eyed face. She loves easily, and a little too hard. She won’t hang up the phone unless you tell her you love her too. Even if you don’t share your location with her, she’ll find you. Never let an Emily go... not because she’s amazing, but because your life would be at risk.
Person 1: Okay Emily, I’ll talk to you later. Bye.

Emily: Bye I love youuuuu
Person 1: Byee

Emily: Okay, love you!
Person 1:
Emily:
Person 1:
Emily: I lov-
Person 1: LOVE YOU TOO BITCH
by chatiebowbatie November 25, 2019
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You are hated by Joey Nero. You have ‘crackhead’ energy and yap so much at parties about your ex called ‘Justin.’ You are very annoying and don’t know how to spell the word ‘CHEESE.’ - don’t be an Emily...
Get away from me you stupid Emily

Joey watch out there’s an Emily

Emily’s yapping again 👿
by The golden guru galllll June 15, 2020
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Is a lesbian girl who loves girls all the time
omg im lesbian i love girls which is a emily
by asdnhtg4r3t March 6, 2020
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“yk that bitch emily”
yea she’s an ass eater
by Clammy123 August 3, 2019
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Emily is THICC
by NavyGarlic December 21, 2019
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The freakiest of them all, like eats her shit freaky. She has a dog named Mickey that likes to eat his own shit too. Emily is by far the weirdest person you will ever meet from all the toe sucking to nipple rubbing, you can never get enough of emily. She is by far the ugliest most nauseating alien to ever come to Area 51. She reeks the town with her stanky fishy toes. Beware of emily!
Person 1: did u see emily today?
Person 2: yeah she sucked on my toe so hard it fell off.
Person 1: how about we punch her?
Person 2: let’s go!
by John John bee boo October 22, 2019
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Guy 1: Hi what’s you name?
White girl 1: My name is Emily.
Guy 1: Of course it is.
by Libtard Destroyed November 2, 2018
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