Injured Dog

When a man is wanking on all fours naked and as he is using one hand to wank and it is not touching the ground which imitates a dog walking around with an injured front paw

The other day Robert's mother walked in on him pulling an injured dog in the middle of the lounge room floor

by Loose Goose For King August 31, 2011

Dope Dog

A casual nickname for someone who is approximately an 8/10 on the dope scale. Usually someone everyone loves to see roll up.

Person 1 - Hey, can I bring Tom? You'd love him, he's a real dope dog.

Person 2 - Most def! I love me a dope dog.

by swag.org October 24, 2022

Dog Fu

A canine's inordinate use of paws during normal everyday activities such as tug-of-war. The vertical movement of a dog's forward appendage resembling that of a martial arts chopping motion.

Caesar uses dog fu as leverage to pull the rope down while tugging.

by Jordan Fessenden August 31, 2009

Cancer dog

A relatively obscure New York street food consisting of 15 cigarette butts on a pretzel.

Can I get a cancer dog?

by Cancerous Spaghetti-O's June 20, 2019

dog paralysis

When you can’t move because your dog is laying in your lap and you don’t want to disturb him

“Hey bro can you go get me my laptop, Jax is asleep so I got dog paralysis”

by Doggydoggydog December 13, 2019

relationship dog

A dog adopted together by a couple (who are typically young). This pet comes to represent the beginnings, trials and tribulations of their relationship to one another, in lieu of an actual child. Said dog is typically adopted from a no-kill shelter.

"After Ashley and Michael moved in together, they then took the next step: they adopted a relationship dog."

by thewriteguy April 15, 2012

cheeser dogged

To be fucked over in a situation in a retarded manner.

"man that j4 just cheeser dogged me right outta that bush"

by lemon sang September 5, 2014