This is a tactic usually pulled off by fauthers in which permanently leaving their kids "to get milk"
by yee yee bro January 14, 2021
by mulletman59 October 28, 2021
by Dad Mag October 12, 2019
A male who looks old for their age, or perhaps they are just old. Look like they have (or should have) kids by now.
by WaffleWaffleEggy June 19, 2021
When you testicles start shrinking at the thought of having more children. Woman get "mom brain" which makes them stupid and Dad's get "Dad Balls" the older the kids get and the more kids they have.
by Vishnoogle May 19, 2017
Dad crack, an attempt at humour usually made by a dad or out of touch 40+ year old. A remark is made to try and generate humour however is perceived as not funny or simply dad crack.
A strange occurrence sometimes takes place however when an assortment of dads find communial humour in dad crack and laugh at a younger individuals expense.
A strange occurrence sometimes takes place however when an assortment of dads find communial humour in dad crack and laugh at a younger individuals expense.
by Thefurher November 19, 2013
by Mouse Rat March 23, 2016