Coat Hanger Disease

When the shirt you're wearing retains the shape of the coat hanger it was on, similar to "hanger bumps".
You need to wet the shoulders of your shirt because you have coat hanger disease.
by KatForrest March 20, 2011
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Temporary Boredom Disease

A condition which causes frustration and boredom particularly to 2GB listeners
Ever since Alan Jones left 2GB there has been a significant increase in TBD (Temporary Boredom Disease) by listners of the Ben Boredom show. Infact recent studies suggest TBD has increased 10 times more for innoculated users to the point of changing to ABC mornings to receive some relief from the diseaae
by Aussie Cossack October 08, 2021
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Slippery Finger Disease

This may happen when your girl asks why you asked another girl for bps.
Kylie: "Why did you ask my Best Friend for bps?"
Brycen: " I have Slippery Finger Disease."
by TheFantomReaper September 01, 2020
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New Yorker's Disease

In a conversation, the tendency to casually drop the name of a famous person that you know only obliquely.
Typical example of "New Yorker's Disease: "I ran into Harrison Ford today!" Reason not said - they were filming a movie on street in front of his/her place of work.
by greenlite350 August 12, 2012
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green iron disease

Green Iron Disease, also sometimes referred to as Green Fever, is a fairly well known (among people affected by it), largely irreversible but nevertheless somewhat treatable condition in which an individual develops a passion and craving for surplus military hardware, most notably military vehicles. Symptoms of Green Iron Disease may include (but are not limited to) owning multiple military vehicles, generators, and the like, maxed-out credit cards, junk email from the government surplus auction web sites, = reduction in time spent with one's spouse because they're wrenching on trucks, irritated homeowner's associations and city code enforecement officers when one's backyard looks like a national guard unit, and complaining neighbors.

When the person experiences withdrawals from military vehicles or hardware, they may exhibit symptoms such as depression, and either avoiding fellow addicts or turning to them for help with managing their symptoms.

Although Green Iron Disease is believed to be incurable, its symptoms can be mitigated by ownership of one or more military vehicles, although as the disease grows the number of vehicles or items owned also proportionally increases. Withdrawals, usually caused by being forced to sell one's collection, can be mitigated by acquiring other military vehicles.
"Man, you've got the green iron disease! You're screwed! "

"The 12 step program for recovering addicts is simple for green iron disease: Buy more surplus military hardware!"

"I just sold my Deuce and a Half and I'm going through Green Iron Disease withdrawals!"
by GreenIronAddict November 19, 2017
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hot girl disease

"She's so Leah! She must have hot girl disease."
by badbitchcookies February 04, 2016
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Shrek Shidode Disease

It turns you into a muppet, and gives you shrek waffles, the worse version of blue waffles.
Person A:You got Blue waffles?
Person B: Nah I got Shrek Shidode Disease
Person C: WTF
by Urban.boi February 20, 2021
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