by attackoftheedit March 4, 2010
Get the Cream Soda mug.A night filled with raucous laughter and merriment as well as occasional frotting. Typically accompanied by unlimited drink specials and bar games. Used in the work place to not alert your boss on how much of a degenerate you are on the weekends.
Guy 1: hey man, we doing ice cream after dinner?
Guy 2: hell yeah it's Friday!
Boss: *thinks to himself* they're either gay or really like ice cream.
Guy 2: hell yeah it's Friday!
Boss: *thinks to himself* they're either gay or really like ice cream.
by Cowboys2blondiezzzzz August 18, 2017
Get the Ice cream mug.A milkshake made of vanilla and rocky road ice cream. The chocolate represents oil, the white air. It is often eaten at Toledo Mudhens games, most often by Ed Crankshaft.
Ed: There's a pitcher of Cream of Crankshaft in the fridge if you want one.
Nate: Well, maybe, but I've never had one. What is it?
Ed: It's this milkshake I make. Its vanilla and rocky road ice cream.
Nate: Would they sell it at bus stops?
Ed: They sure would. I sell them in the summer off my truck. It's awesome!
Nate: Well, maybe, but I've never had one. What is it?
Ed: It's this milkshake I make. Its vanilla and rocky road ice cream.
Nate: Would they sell it at bus stops?
Ed: They sure would. I sell them in the summer off my truck. It's awesome!
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 1, 2010
Get the Cream of Crankshaft mug.by Suckleit December 27, 2013
Get the Cream suckle mug.A gay bottom who is promiscuous and holds no integrity. They're considered a joke considering they're always after sex and can't control their carnal desires. The cream tart comes from them always being filled with a white substance...
Gay guy: *checks Grindr*
Guy: what are you doing?
Gay guy: trying to hookup with this guy
Guy: aren't you tired of always searching for sex like a pervert... I mean so much work has gone into gay rights to prove you guys aren't sexual deviants yet you guys still do this...
Gay guy: sorry what was that? I was checking my Grindr.
Guy: ... cream tart....
Guy: what are you doing?
Gay guy: trying to hookup with this guy
Guy: aren't you tired of always searching for sex like a pervert... I mean so much work has gone into gay rights to prove you guys aren't sexual deviants yet you guys still do this...
Gay guy: sorry what was that? I was checking my Grindr.
Guy: ... cream tart....
by WhiskyRiver June 9, 2014
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