that's the way the cookie crumbles

Slang term, origin unknown from the 1920's in America. Used to underline a failure of an action, or dissapointment in reaching an undesired result, with the additional meaning that the result was not an unexpected one.

A:" Well, I asked Cindy out, and she told me to swallow my head . . "
B:"Hey, that's the way the cookie crumbles!"

by D F Stuckey May 26, 2004

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wolf cookie

n. the act of anal sex followed by a blowjob

My first offer was a blumpkin but she haggled me down to a wolf cookie. She drove a hard bargain. But, in the end, there are only winners in this game.

by Manhattan Transfer March 23, 2003

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cookie-cutter life

Parents always been together, mom was home with the kids. Dad payed bills. Never had to struggle, never been without.

"I'm sick of you and your cookie-cutter life, the real world isn't like that"

by Struggledhard February 11, 2017

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espresso cookie

this crk character is a huge thirst trap. everyone simps over this mf. (including me) but just know he is trying to take you away from society.

omg bestie! i found espresso cookies thirst trap video on tiktok and now i simp for him! 😫😫😫

by kittypawzz September 12, 2021

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Nigger Fortune Cookie

n. A Single piece of cornbread with a food stamp pre-placed in the middle.

Damn those niggers scored big today... not only did they get some free cornbread, but they also received a food stamp which they'll eventually trade on the black market for crack.

Hey LaBradford, pass me over one of dem nigger fortune cookies 'cuz I needs to go to da store and get my future baby's momma some cigarettes with my food stamps.

by Leroy & Janequa November 30, 2013

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