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colorado avalanche

The solo masturbation technique which entails lying on your back with your ass in an elevated position in relation to your head, and proceeding to ejaculate onto ones stomach and allowing the semen to percolate and slowly slide down their chest into their eagerly awaiting windpipe. This technique then can also be combined with the spurting motorboat technique, which is the act of spraying semen all over yourself while making a motorboat action.
Dude did you hear about Bogart? His mom found him in his room solo-reversed-doggie-style, covered in jizz after he drowned himself performing a colorado avalanche. I think he died choking while trying to bathe himself with a spurting motorboat hosedown.
by saltybirdman September 9, 2019
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Colorgo

He is Colorgo
by tacobellshits September 10, 2019
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colorado fast break

An over the pants hand job at the drive in in a T-Top convertible. Lots of chaffing.
“Matt did you get any last night?”
“Just a Colorado fast break
by Alicatt1616 October 5, 2019
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Color Guard

Color Guard is a team of performers who spin various types of equipment, and dance to music of a marching band. Their purpose is to interpret the music being played.
The Color Guard performs to “Thriller” with the marching band.
by Yo know October 14, 2019
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Color cum

When you have erectile bleeding caused immense amount of gonorrhea also known as “the clap”.
It’s like rainbow goldfish but it’s cum. And you eat it. “Wow great sex last night, you really made me color cum due to my immense amount of “the clap”.
by Ben Tadych October 25, 2019
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Color My Credit

Method used by Author Alisa Glutz to teach people a new way of looking at their credit report by coloring it like a coloring book.
I wanted to improve my credit score so I decided to Color My Credit.
by colormycompany January 18, 2020
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Colorado Death Roll

When a Sheila is giving a bloke a good ol’ jimmy. She might turn into a rolling dervish and attack his dingo.
Crikey mate, she gave me a Colorado Death Roll! And I still can’t feel me jimmy three days later!
by Jcrafty4451 February 28, 2020
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