clam smacker

A type of lesbian sex. When two women rub their vaginas together.

Troll: "Hey Frenchie. Want to share a hotel with me again?"
Frenchie: "Umm.. no, that's okay.."
Troll: "Come on! We can watch porn together and sleep in the same bed".
Frenchie: "Get away from me you clam smacker!!"
Troll: "Tu es une baguette."

by Katie December 19, 2004

steamed clam

A variation of the Cleveland steamer, this is the act of defecating into a woman's vagina.

I'm going to humiliate your mother by giving her a steamed clam.

by Sauron_Himself December 1, 2006

Clam Lips

Another term for slimy pussy lips caused by the pregnancy of a woman or just a good ol' fashen dirt stank ho that does not bath or clean her insides.

Dude I was at a party last night and this chick put my hand up her skirt and she had "Clam Lips"

by E Nils January 11, 2009

clam dog

The Clam Dog is simple. What do you like the sweet smell of a Women's body and that magical endless road between her legs or a man. It's not a hard thing to realize in life but for those mother fucks like Tila Tequila that can't decide if they like the clam or the dog then they are a clam dog. A mother fucking undecided son of a bitch!

All I am saying is you like the you dudes or chicks if you like both your a clam dog

by Fungus 1 February 26, 2008

Clam Baking

The female version of tea bagging. Tea bagging with a female character

After I shot Jason with the flare gun Betty gave his face a good old clam baking .

by Jeahoal Jones June 15, 2017

clam jam

The feminine version of sausage fest; a crowd where there is a higher percentage of women to men

"Damn, look at all those girls over there. What a real clam jam."

by onholiday6 November 3, 2009

Clam-bake

When a woman smokes marijuana through her vagina. clam (as in vagina) and bake (as in getting baked)

I paid two chickens and a lifetime of regret to see a girl have a clam-bake in India

by Kerburki July 4, 2009