Brianed

When someone suddenly, and inappropriately, changes a text string to sexting.

It was going fine until I got Brianed. He went from "my son has the same legos" to "you can build legos on my dick if you want"

by Matches&Gasoline January 19, 2023

Brian's Penis

NATHANS SPUNK

Brian's Penis

by Bigdaddyofdick October 4, 2020

justin geoffrey brian smith

Big, tall, handsome son of a gun who I wish would pin me against a wall and show me whos the boss. Very athletic especially in bed (wink, wink);) this guy can slam down a basketball just like his kittens down there in Falcon Lake Manitoba. he will break your heart and have you begging for a second chance. Hes lovable takes PRIDE in everything he loves. you need a j smitty in your life cause his presence can make a room light up. I love you is what he'll say right before he devours your shit.

"Justin Geoffrey Brian Smith, why is there white liquid leaking from the cats behind?!!!!!!"

or

"Justin Geoffrey brian Smith, why do the new born kittens have your DNA in them!!!"

by JsmittyTheKitty June 6, 2024

Brian Fitzgerald

Usually the most mechanically incline. If they aren’t already bald they probably will be. Their favorite car parts consist of turbos, electrical tape and zip ties. You can always find them at pick-n-pulls if any establishment similar.

Brian Fitzgerald is a zip tie man

by Barry Mahogany February 6, 2020

brian ferraro section

A section of urban dictionary dedicated to the infinite definitions of all things awesome by genius comedy writer Brian Ferraro

Linda will Brian Ferraro section the fuck out of you!!! Bitch!!!!

by Brianferrarosection July 4, 2019

The Brian Cream of Curry

Whilst enjoying an evening of copious amounts of Indian fare with your female companion, you get into your car and feed your lady laxative(with consent you sickos) and proceed to have obscene amounts of unprotected anal sex. After proceeding to ejaculate no less then 6, but no more then 9 consecutive loads into your lady friends anal cavity, the lady companion proceeds to shit out digested curry, with your gallon of jizz all over your car, lap and personal belongings. At this point you take an old jar of mustard, and a whisk and whip it into a cream like substance, until it’s ready for oral consumption. Upon completion, you message all contacts in your phone that you love them, and send pictures of your dessert. Bon apetit!

My goodness my night took a very exhausting turn once we started the Brian cream of curry.

by Gatorhouse69 April 19, 2024

[Boxing Brian]

When you use your cock to slap a whore repeatedly in the face. Then you cum in her eye and throw her on the streets with no clothes.

"Ay dude, you know that whore I was with last night? I gave that bitch a Boxing Brian."

by PimperBrian October 16, 2008