Second Breakfast

The meal you tastefully enjoy after you rip a fat bowl

"I just ripped this fat bowl, time to have my second breakfast"

by Ho Ang July 7, 2020

Breakfast

A meal

I would like to bend her over and see what she had for breakfast

by Paco El Grande May 31, 2014

Breakfast Ball

The process of taking a nap shortly after waking up for the day.

Wow, looks like David took a breakfast ball today.

by olldadivad June 28, 2022

Polish Breakfast

A Polish Breakfast is where you crack an egg on a woman’s vagina and fuck the soul out of her until the egg is scrambled.

Yeah Charlie’s mom invited me over for a polish breakfast and the eggs tasted quite well

by Chunky Skittles January 1, 2019

Broadcast jockey

A negative nickname given to a journalist who specializes in the television broadcast medium. Often times little more than a pretty face that can read a teleprompter. A broadcast jockey is void of independent thought and lacks common sense.

Example:
Broadcast Jockey Tracy Butler, from Chicago's ABC 7 news team, tested out a new Vespa motor scooter on live tv without actually knowing how to ride a scooter.

"See ya Jose and Judy, I'm outta here."
She wiped out on State Street 5 seconds later.
"I'm fine...hahahaha. Just goes to show you live tv can be interesting."

Also:
Ron Burgundy: Thanks for watching Channel 4 News. You stay classy, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy?

Ed Harken: Damn it, who typed a question mark on the teleprompter? For the last time, anything you type, Burgundy will read!

by dixiescotch November 9, 2010

Greek breakfast

The preparation of regular Greek food through the insertion of breakfast items into the participant's anal cavity. We will take the feta cheese for example; by thoroughly marinating the cheese by deep insertion into the anus, the cheese will acquire a taste similar to Greek cuisine. Typical marination time varies between a day to a week, garnish with a sprig of cilantro.

Sailing into the sunset and waking up to a captivating morning, the inspiration drew me to try a Greek Breakfast with my lover.. Only if she takes the first bite.

by Encablossa June 28, 2008

Breakfast at Tiffany's

Dumping all your breakfast content in the vagina (eggs bacon sausage orange juice) and eating it using only your mouth. Breakfast at Tiffany's can be inserted with any female name.

Zach had breakfast at Lindsey's behind Taylor's back. He likes Lindsey better than Breakfast at Tiffany's

by randomcitizen123 January 30, 2014