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National Blowjob Day

Today is national blowjob day 🍆

John: hey what are you doing tomorrow?
Bill: Getting head it’s national blowjob day
John: hey what are you doing tomorrow?
Bill: Getting head it’s national blowjob day
by Hornygirl_21 September 18, 2022
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Brooklyn Blowjob

While taking a shit, you receive falacio sitting on the toilet.
“Oh man, I was sitting on the throne dropping a duece, playing on my phone and my girl gave me the best Brooklyn Blowjob dude”
by !Bgbgbg! February 6, 2024
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T-rex Helicopter Spinning Blowjob

a sexual act in which a woman dresses in a T-rex costume and places herself on the spinning blades of a helicopter. the helicopter then does a flip dive so that the woman is upside down and she can insert the mans penis into her mouth as she spins
damn she gave me the best t-rex helicopter spinning blowjob after her kindergarten graduation
by Big Dick Uncle Joe November 1, 2022
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Beijing Blowjob

When you put an eBay turbo kit on your moms bone stock Honda accord and eventually blew the heads off of it by forcing 40psi into that thing
My buddy Eli just gave his engine a Beijing Blowjob
by Super6.fo August 30, 2025
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blowjob

In professional wrestling - particularly during the territory days up to the 1980s - "blowjob" was the term for a specific type of wrestler that was employed to draw in young women. Typically a smaller and skinnier guy, and usually part of a tag team. Actual attractiveness was preferred but evidently optional - the Rock and Roll Express were a well-known blowjob team, and have you seen their faces back in the day?!

The last truly famous blowjob team were the Rockers, the team of Shawn Michaels and Marty Jannetty. Interestingly enough, Michaels' cocaine-fueled asshole antics during the mid-to-late 1990s made him the only person in history to be both a blowjob and a cocksucker.
When Jerry Lawler and Jerry Jarrett came over to Bill Watts' Mid-South territory, one of the first things they noticed was that the roster had no blowjobs. Watts, not knowing the term, said his wrestlers could get pussy on their own time, so the Memphis veterans had to explain everything to him.
by Noncondolphin January 15, 2025
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Ural's blowjob

When prostitute gives you a terrible blowjob, but refuses to give your money back
Yesterday that whore gave me Ural's blowjob
by George Orwell210 February 19, 2021
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Columbian blowjob

When you do a line a coke of of your partners dick and then blow them
She gave me a Columbian blowjob
by Julia lupercio October 14, 2015
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