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soap beating

To beat someone senseless with a bar of soap in a tube sock.
yo man lets go give that nerd a soap beating!
by divebombz November 8, 2013
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beast beating

to use use bigger items like a pipe wrench or sledge hammer to kill or obliterate bigger animals like, moose, black bear, brown bear, hippo, armadillo, and my favorite to beat alligators.
hey Gilbert wanna go beast beating i found a pack of hippos.

fuck yea Tyler i will grab my sledge hammer and we can go beast beating.
by gilbertwood November 14, 2017
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Furry beating

When someone spams a furry with offensive terms
Person: If you don't shut up I will give you a furry beating

Furry: UwU please don't hurt me *whines uncontrollably*
by Casual main April 1, 2021
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load bearing cloud

when a wall of cloud cross the sky, soon to produce skyload
“man, check out that load bearing cloud.”

“i know dude, it definitely looks like we’re in for some skyload tonight”

“dad what is that big ominous cloud covering the sky?”
“that’s a load bearing cloud, son. i reckon it’s gonna shower us with load here within the hour
by free_roaming_feral_hawg August 16, 2022
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two dudes baking

when two men fall asleep during the act of buttsex
Jackson: dude, my butthole is sweltering
Jarret: yea dude, my dick feels like i left it in an oven overnight

observer: sounds like you're two dudes baking
by dickface mctasterson May 25, 2011
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cretin needs a beating

it's another 'rhyme-paced meter' way to say that somebody is 'cruising for a bruising'. In other words, somebody is being a stupid asshole and deserves to be put back in his or her PLACE! That moron is just asking for trouble.
1. Yesterday at the Memorial Day ceremony in Arlington Cemetery Donald Traitortrump gave a long-winded pompous ass speech promoting and gloating about HIMSELF - yes, AGAIN! He has pissed off a lot of people - AGAIN - including many military veterans because everything he talked about (and tweeted) was, as always about 'ME ME ME'. That cretin needs a beating because he's a dirty treasonous criminal and he just don't know how to STFU!

2. Greg keeps on flicking bent staples at other students while sitting in the back of science class. He also throws paper wads and flicks boogers in class and when somebody turns around, he just gives a shit-eating grin. That cretin needs a beating and one of these days he will get one.

3. Somebody just like the above-mentioned Greg went on to become a Macbeth. He took over the Libyan nation and got his hands on dangerous hardware - bombs and rockets. He was a terror-monger. That cretin got his final beating for good in 2011. He was Moammar Qaddafy.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 10, 2018
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we are breaking up

man you need to find another girl
by birbie 919 October 1, 2023
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