Crazy Bat

A crazy and usually angry old lady.

My grandmother in law is a crazy bat.

by aho89 November 22, 2011

Bat

To Wank or Masturbate

Yeah man, I was chucking a bat the other night to a picture of your girlfriend.

by o3o November 24, 2018

african river bat

A bitch made individual. Usually someone who will do anything to suck the life out of you (and not in a good way). Cannot be trusted under any circumstances especially in the dark.

My boss is a fucking african river bat. He messaged me at 11:30 p.m and told me to get back to the office.

Bro John has been such an african river bat lately. Dude just bums my weed and tells me he needs another bowl cause shit is “weak”.

by GoldTesla June 13, 2024

super-bats

Ultra insane; way off the charts as far as normal behavior goes.

He was so super-bats from consistent drug use that his stage performances became increasingly bizarre.

by don'tWaitUp July 5, 2010

Bat wing

The act of spreading your nut sack so it looks all veiny and alive like a bat wing. If you manage to trick people into staring at your now stretched out nads, you get to kick them in the ass three times.

Dave was being a dick the other day, so I gave him the bat wing and kicked him in the ass three times.

by lemonjuicepandafucker November 20, 2019

I Am Being Volatile Towards Baseball Helmets for Batting And I Do Not Care

I Am Being Volatile Towards Baseball Helmets for Batting And I Do Not Care

I Am Being Volatile Towards Baseball Helmets for Batting And I Do Not Care

by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 23, 2025

seymon bat

When a man is mid-way through ejaculating over a woman's face and gets very angry so hits her over the head with a cricket bat to make himself feel better

Was having a great night last night till I gave my girlfriend a seymon bat

by Alisha bendall May 17, 2017