bat-mood-zvah

Being in such a mindframe where the smallest inconveniences make you want to put your ass in a blender because of your very negative and despairing mood

Ralph: Did you really just pull out all of your eyebrow hairs because you dropped a spoon?

Harold: YEAH! I DID! LEAVE ME ALONE DUMBSHIT, I’M OBVIOUSLY IN A BAT-MOOD-ZVAH!

by JuanMoodiBinshe February 8, 2024

Batting Averages

An inside joke used by the Jackbox Games fandom to refer to a moment in YDKJ volume 4 where Guy proclaims that batting averages and Tony Guin make him ejaculate.

Jackbox fandom member: “Batting averages.”
*The entire fandom explodes*

by cupcakedestroyer August 29, 2022

bat

v. to throw a ball to someone

"Our sex life's a game so bat me down in the paint." Always On Time by Ja Rule

by Ethan_M_79 June 9, 2018

Bat brain

When a person/persons hangs from the ceiling by their feet which then a male proceeds to put his penis in their mouth and continuously aggressively fucks her throat until he cums down her sore airways.

“Hey Nathan, I wanted to give my girlfriend bat brain last night but she was too heavy and she snapped the rope”

by @kinggy May 9, 2020

chuck a bat

Chuck a bat is a slang term used for “wank” or “jerk off”

I feel like i wanna chuck a bat

by Notmyrealnamebro__ March 10, 2024

Bat

Abbreviation meaning Bad-Ass Twink

"I bet that Bat gets pegged"
The Bat in question "Noooooooo I definitely don't get pegged :3"
(He is not beating the allegations)

by Rupert15 April 17, 2025

Bat call

Last minute call/text to/from someone for a get together or a meet up.

Oh shit I just got the bat call from Bobby, let’s head over.

by Batman247 September 1, 2022