The ratio of the of girls you’ve been you don’t regret and the total amount you’ve slept with. The regret can be because the sex was trash or because the person was flat out unattractive.
My batting average is .8 right now. I’ve been 4/5 so far. The only L I’ve taken is the last one. That shit was trash!
by itsyaboiiiskinnycock December 16, 2024
Get the Batting averagemug. I'm over here handing them out to everybody. I didn't 'give you the bat to bludgeon me with.' This is YOU thinking YOU are the main character in every situation that arises before you. I didn't give YOU anything.
Hym "And the people swing the bat are swinging the bat and the people who are getting hit are getting hit. Even if that WERE
the case... That's assault. That's violating the non-aggression principle. So who's going to jail for the assault I'm enduring (according to you). Where is my assault money?
the case... That's assault. That's violating the non-aggression principle. So who's going to jail for the assault I'm enduring (according to you). Where is my assault money?
by Hym Iam May 21, 2025
Get the Batmug. Noun; pl-ē-zh-ūr b-at
Definition 1: A penis, especially in relation to a penis having been pierced with the jacobs latter.
Definition 2: an obscenely large dildo, reminiscent in size and/or shape to a baseball bat.
Definition 1: A penis, especially in relation to a penis having been pierced with the jacobs latter.
Definition 2: an obscenely large dildo, reminiscent in size and/or shape to a baseball bat.
Ex 1: She quaked as I ripped my pleasure bat from her dripping pussy
Ex 2: I unpacked the pleasure bat threatened to use it without mercy the next time he spoke out of turn.
Ex 2: I unpacked the pleasure bat threatened to use it without mercy the next time he spoke out of turn.
by Fanboy1692 April 24, 2018
Get the pleasure batmug. Billmom
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Bill)This questline is insane!
Ted)Insane?
Ted)This is bat shit crazy fish!?!
Bill)It's not that crazy.
Ted)I was just eaten by a snail. Do you know what the inside of a snail looks like?
Bill)No
Ted)Me either it's dark in here.
*(two men playing an rpgmmo)*
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Bill)This questline is insane!
Ted)Insane?
Ted)This is bat shit crazy fish!?!
Bill)It's not that crazy.
Ted)I was just eaten by a snail. Do you know what the inside of a snail looks like?
Bill)No
Ted)Me either it's dark in here.
*(two men playing an rpgmmo)*
by Tragicly Transmitted July 13, 2015
Get the bat shit crazy fishmug. by emvy2 January 17, 2023
Get the bilguun,galshijr,bat,amraa.mug. by Sshh765 September 6, 2019
Get the Ding batmug. A very delicious meal! Tastes very nice with some salt and pepper. One complaint is that it leaves some side effects such as a cough and a fever - but defo worth it as it is so delicious
by Twatface69 April 16, 2020
Get the Batmug.