A kid with a ridiculiously small penis and cant get a girl cant even get a dick pic from a guy and he needs tweezers to jer off and when he sends dick pics to his sister she thinks its a piece of rice
by jew a2000 September 29, 2017
Get the alexmug. A dude with a quiet personality but a powerful attitude. He is arrogant and full of himself, and he likes too make himself the alpha dog. He may seem annoying and troublesome but on the inside he actually is just unstable about what others think of him and does not know how to react. Even tho on the outside he may seem rough, he has the ability for compassion and selflessness.
by surferbruh May 27, 2015
Get the alexmug. a big jackass who completely and utterly breaks girl's heart without remorse. A male with an incredibly small penis and no back bone. A player, cheater, liar, and cunt sniffer.
by Lola~ October 26, 2011
Get the alexmug. by doodootheclown November 4, 2019
Get the alexmug. a Reject who is insane and likes to make people suffer when he doesn't get his own way. Alex can be nice when he wants something otherwise he is a cheating bastard who like's some ball action. 100% jealous of any guys that want to be her friend even if they're gay. Alex has a small cock and like's to hit guys round the face with it. Overall Alex is a nobhead
by BeatTheClock September 5, 2011
Get the alexmug. SHORT, RUNTY,SQUAKY, OCD'ISH, SMELLS FROM NOT SHOWERING FOR DAYS AT A TIME, SMALL APPENDAGE, SMALL HANDS, SMALL FEET, BIG MOUTH, IMMATURE, TINY AHOLE, HANGS OUT WITH FEM-BOYS WITH HAIRY ASSHOLES THAT DON'T WIPE WELL! ALSO LOVES TO HANG WITH CHIPMUNK PEOPLE WHO'S 1ST NAME IS JARED.
by ALYSSA Fiorentino March 18, 2009
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