A person who doesn't handle failure well. Instead of recognizing one's limitations to take an effort to grow oneself, this "alpha" copes with their limitations by adopting a foolish value system that is based on the observations of David L. Mech of wolves (not "African dogs", wolves) in captivity. He has since denounced that his discoveries applies to humans, because humans -- outside of prison -- do not live in captivity. In the wild, this same species of wolves have only the parent/child paradigm rather than this "alpha" crap that insecure men have adopted like it's their DC/Marvel comics super power, when their only "super power" is denial of the truth.
Therefore, an alpha is a person who does not handle failure well.
Therefore, an alpha is a person who does not handle failure well.
by arf79 April 02, 2023
by lengbbg September 15, 2022
Bro 1: "Damn, bro. We lost another Alpha Hoss today."
Bro 2: "I know, bro. So sad. Limp Bizkit is playing his funeral. Gonna be sick."
Bro 2: "I know, bro. So sad. Limp Bizkit is playing his funeral. Gonna be sick."
by Guido Pepperoni January 04, 2022
A twosome consisting of a male and female. Male and Male or Female and Female. Protective of each other. Will stop at nothing to secure safety, trust and understanding in this duo. Will fight for each other
by Alphachick January 19, 2022
An alpha unicorn is a non-
binary, fearless leader of a group.
It can gentle and protective of its kindred and fearsome to its adversaries.
It can also have the ability to fly by farting magical sparkle dust for propulsion and it’s horn makes a great fit in any genders orafices.
binary, fearless leader of a group.
It can gentle and protective of its kindred and fearsome to its adversaries.
It can also have the ability to fly by farting magical sparkle dust for propulsion and it’s horn makes a great fit in any genders orafices.
Oh wow! Cindy. That alpha unicorn horn was magic last night. The alpha unicorn farted and I rode its face into outer space.
by Fred Thirst August 01, 2021
A group of delinquent fuck boys, who value pussy more than morals. They cherish getting laid more than getting paid. They would rather blame women around them than take responsibility for their own actions. Although if they like you, you’re safe. If they don't, you’re shunned because of their own portentous ignorance. Save yourself and show them how the game is played.
by GoldFlake69 November 30, 2023
Boy: Do you know the “alpha betűk”?
Girl: What’s that?
Boy: That’s the Hungarian alphabet!
Girl: Oh, yeah. And how did you make that word up?
Boy: I took the first five letters from “alphabet” and put the word “betűk”, which is the hungarian word for letters, right next to that.
Girl: Then let’s recite the Hungarian alphabet together: A Á B C CS D DZ DZS E É F G GY H I Í J K L LY M N NY O Ó Ö Ő P Q R S SZ T TY U Ú Ü Ű V W X Y Z ZS.
Boy: And if we’re looking at the Hungarian keyboard then all of these letters should be there, except for the diphthongs. You know, those letters that have two or three characters.
Girl: Yeah.
Boy (typing on computer keyboard): §0 '1 "2 +3 !4 %5 /6 =7 (8 )9 Öö Üü Óó Qq Ww Ee Rr Tt Zz Uu Ii Oo Pp Őő Úú Aa Ss Dd Ff Gg Hh Jj Kk Ll Éé Áá Űű Íí Yy Xx Cc Vv Bb Nn Mm ?, :. _-
Girl (looking at computer screen as boy types): Yep, they’re all there"
Girl: What’s that?
Boy: That’s the Hungarian alphabet!
Girl: Oh, yeah. And how did you make that word up?
Boy: I took the first five letters from “alphabet” and put the word “betűk”, which is the hungarian word for letters, right next to that.
Girl: Then let’s recite the Hungarian alphabet together: A Á B C CS D DZ DZS E É F G GY H I Í J K L LY M N NY O Ó Ö Ő P Q R S SZ T TY U Ú Ü Ű V W X Y Z ZS.
Boy: And if we’re looking at the Hungarian keyboard then all of these letters should be there, except for the diphthongs. You know, those letters that have two or three characters.
Girl: Yeah.
Boy (typing on computer keyboard): §0 '1 "2 +3 !4 %5 /6 =7 (8 )9 Öö Üü Óó Qq Ww Ee Rr Tt Zz Uu Ii Oo Pp Őő Úú Aa Ss Dd Ff Gg Hh Jj Kk Ll Éé Áá Űű Íí Yy Xx Cc Vv Bb Nn Mm ?, :. _-
Girl (looking at computer screen as boy types): Yep, they’re all there"
by brushkit July 28, 2022