the peasants are storming the castle

a sudden urge to shit

After burrito-rama at the Mexican choke-and-puke, I felt the peasants storming the castle.

by mongo February 20, 2004

The stars are beautiful, aren’t they?

Strong platonic lover for a person or people

“The stars are beautiful, aren’t they?”
“Yeah ig they are”

by Icarus That Flew December 4, 2021

what are you doing step bro?!?

Here goes.

Today im going to be acting out my favorite movie scene.

*turns around*
what are you doing step bro?!?

(starts the porno)

girl: What are you doing step bro?!?!
step bro: really?

by oooyeetskrrr March 26, 2019

Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Usually said to someone when it appears that they have a boner.

Said to embarass/draw attention to said person

Banana can be replaced with a multitude of things, i.e cucumber, pencil, roll of quarters, mint container, etc.

Guy 1: *walks into room*
Guy 2: Hey is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Guy 1: *looks down*
Everyone: *Laughs*

by Neon Ninja Kills You November 1, 2009

all the best ones are gay

Brian Molko is not gay...he's bi

^^^ see example above

by AshtrayGirl February 6, 2005

How many goats are YOU worth?

The estimated value of one's daughter, often before being sent off to marriage.

Father: How many goats are YOU worth?

Daughter: ...Well, maybe, 3 goats... and perhaps a sheep or cow?

Father: What is this, prostitution?!? I will take no less than 13 goats, 2 cows, and a sheep! Do you understand? Find a rich man who will comply.

Daughter: ...Oh, oh-ohk...

by ForYou,Jmu July 3, 2010

why are you telling me this

What one says or thinks when another person tells them something that
1. Has nothing to do with the person being told something
2. The person being told something does not want to hear what they are being told

Girl: OMG i went to a Panic at the Disco concert last night! it was sooo freakin cool!
Guy: Why are you telling me this?

Girl: I have a huge crush on your friend!
Guy who likes Girl: Why are you telling me this?

by Seth Kraeder February 10, 2009