alaskan tub birth

give birth in a tub of your partners shit
wow that alaskan tub birth made me horny!
by ponyjar November 26, 2022
Get the alaskan tub birth mug.

Alaskan Bobsledders

A group of close mates who gather to consume the sweet Peruvian powder cocaine. Hitting the slopes with such ferocity Pablo Escobar shakes in his grave. consuming more 8 balls than a pool table at the local dive bar, Alaskan Bobsledders kingdom is the handicap stall. They do not take bumps, but have rather adopted the practice of the Caprisun, a straw directly into the bag.
"I couldn't take a shit at the bar all night, the Alaskan Bobsledders were in town and wouldn't leave the stalls"
by SenorChooch November 27, 2020
Get the Alaskan Bobsledders mug.

Alaskan Snow Dog

When you shit in a condom and freeze it then use it as a dildo, and after that you cover it in cocaine and eat it.
"I heard that Jessica did the Alaskan Snow Dog."

"Yeah she really enjoys it."
"Kinky addicts"
by Kinky addicts. December 23, 2020
Get the Alaskan Snow Dog mug.

Alaskan Snow Dog

The Alaskan Snow Dog is used when your partner is on all four. You quickly through Snow on your dick and shove it in while yelling "MUSH"
She was on all fours so I Alaskan Snow dogged her.
by Flatended May 31, 2022
Get the Alaskan Snow Dog mug.

Alaskan Flob

Hey Ollie, have you ever seen an Alaskan flob? I've heard theyre huge!
by Herbalfire September 20, 2023
Get the Alaskan Flob mug.

alaskan king crabs

Crabs and genital warts combined
Shit man she gave me warts now I got Alaskan king crabs.
by 420024 anal March 13, 2017
Get the alaskan king crabs mug.

Alaskan Paint Job

When you get a lapdance from a stripper and she leaves a skid mark on your pant leg. - according to a paparazzi on TMZ
I gotta wash my pants after that lapdance, the stripper gave me an Alaskan paint job!
by JJ37 April 21, 2011
Get the Alaskan Paint Job mug.