Alaskan Bullwormitis

When one’s tongue begins to swell up. Due to a sickness only caught in Alaska, from licking a bull worm.

Ronnie got Alaskan bullwormitis from licking an Alaskan Bullworm. Hopefully his tongue will be better soon.

by Cum Warriors Sofi and Anthony September 8, 2022

Alaskan Joe

The act of taking a shit in a moving charter bus's toilet.

"I can’t believe you did an Alaskan Joe during the road trip here! The whole bus stunk!"

by Duncaccino28 April 22, 2022

Alaskan pipeline

The act of defecating in a condom freezing pulling out when frozen and fornicating someone w it

I performed an Alaskan pipeline on my girlfriend

by anonymous April 30, 2022

Alaskan Lemonade Stand

When you piss on someone's pillow, then put it in the freezer and then assault the person whom owned the pillow with their newly frozen treat

The bastard stole my pitching wedge so I gave him an Alaskan Lemonade Stand when I was over last.... He gave it back.

by LeStranger Danger May 7, 2022

Alaskan Firebreather

The act of ejaculating in your partners mouth, then duct taping their mouth and twisting your partner's nipples until semen shoots out of their nose.

Last night I turned Mary into an Alaskan Firebreather.

by Whittier Christian High School October 26, 2022

alaskan tub birth

give birth in a tub of your partners shit

wow that alaskan tub birth made me horny!

by ponyjar November 25, 2022

Alaskan rug burn

When you take a rug, wrap someone up in it and roll them down a big grassy hill.

“Oh no he didn’t, he didn’t really just get an Alaskan Rug Burn did he?”

by The Ziggller September 18, 2022