Alabama

1) A state where there are, obviously, not too many bright people. (Judging by the entries made with stupid & careless spelling errors.) Just watch, now that I've said that, I'll make a dumbass mistake.

2) Stereotyped by pretty much everyone for incest, racism & rednecks.

1) omg im lyk frum alabamar & der r hot gurlz hear but we r sooooo misunderstood :(:(:( plz feel soz 4 me. kk???/

2) G-g-gosh! Me uncle is me cousin & me brother all at the same time. Harharharhar.

by Tam. H III esq. April 6, 2005

University of Alabama

The University of Alabama is the greatest school in the country. Everyone should bow down to us and suck our dicks because if you don't attend the University of Alcohol you basically suck. Not only are our parties crazier than anywhere else, we've won 13 national championships so suck it.

Auburn sucks because they can't live up to the University of Alabama even though they try so hard.

by tightpussies May 1, 2010

Alabama Hot-Pocket

The act of taking a shit into a womens vagina and then soon after, eating the shit.

Al- Dude tony your an Alabama Hot-Pocket!
Tony- Yeah i love those i eat them all the time!
Al- You dont even know what the are do you?
Tony- Nope!

by ImTheJuggernautBitch! July 24, 2009

Alabama Hot Tub

A hot tub filled to the brim with semen and other sexual body fluids from both genders. Must be placed out in the hot sun of Alabama so that anyone sitting in it will be surrounded by bubbling hot cum. A fantastic experience for the whole family to enjoy.

Kinky Girlfriend: Hey I've been kinda bored lately. Do you wanna try something new?
You: Like what?
Kinky Girlfriend: An Alabama Hot Tub.
You: Well only if I can tie you up and drown you in it.
Kinky Girlfriend: Bring the yellow clarinet.

by Dr. Hot Tub May 2, 2014

Alabama Monkey Grabber

A long stick with a noose at the end to grab a nigger's neck and bring him wherever you go.

Guy 1: "What happened to that nigger you saw in your yard?"
Guy 2: "I used my Alabama Monkey Grabber to get him away from my property."
Guy 1: "... Silly niggers..."

by quinmayne625 August 1, 2013

Alabama Cream Pie

when a guy is getting dry humped or rubbed on in any way whether little or big and pre-cums his drawers and then sits down afterwards from embarassment and then obtains the feeling of sitting in a wet diaper. now understand that if you have no extra underwear to change into and decide to actually sit and let your sap dry up it eventually turns into an alabama key lime pie.

Alabama Cream Pie

by WHORALDO May 5, 2010

Alabaska

A southern state combining members from Alabama and Alaska forming Alabaska

Alabaska....Where Dreams Come To Die And Where You Can Bang Your Sister And Get Away With It, home of the alabaskan hot pocket

by H4x0r Jim September 14, 2006