Pig orphan

a pig with no fucking parents

"I just ate that pig orphan last night, it was delicious!"

by Joe Mama isgai October 21, 2023

Pig Pogger

The action of inserting Wall's sausages into the anal cavity and screaming 'WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY' whilst cluelessy trying to maintain control of a country.

E.g. Last night was fucking mental first we went for a cheeky nandos - there was me Nick C and Big Ozzy - but after it we didn't quite feel as though we had hit the 'cheeky' spot, so we thought 'fuck it round 2 - spoons' had a fucking mental time, downed a few quick bezzies before heading home, getting on our best suits, briefcases and hitting the town. Was a mental night, we all got shit faced, tashed on with some fit birds with massive knockers before heading home cos me airmax were fucked. On the way home we grabbed a bite at the butchers, don't ask why it was open but it fucking was, so we thought fuck it, giz 6 of your biggest sausages lad. The butcher pulled put some massive porkies I said 'aye, they're fucking smashing them' before paying £5.26 heading home to number 10, pulling out the sausages from my briefcase and pig pogging the sausages, was fucking ace. Then I woke up next day absolutely smashed and peniless and thought, fuck it, let's increase some taxes and my wages whilst everyone is struggling so me and my boys can pig pog some more. I fucking love being a pig pogger.

by Brutal McSavage January 11, 2016

yoyo pig

A pig that uses yo-yo’s

Is that a yoyo pig?

by Yeet yeet piggy wiggy November 15, 2017

pig spying

Hiding in a large piece of antique furniture so you can jerk off to the noises your mother makes when she's fucking the family dog

"Damn, dude, I nearly fractured my wrist pig spying dat ho!"

by The Gorgon June 6, 2015

Trentice Pig

A fat, ugly, slimy, slobbery, lying, thieving, cheating, greedy, greasy, smelly, puss oozing, rotten, no good bastard or bitch!! Usually referring to a man or woman who is so repulsive that not even words can describe how nasty he or she is.

Look at that "Trentice Pig" slobbering all over their self.

by jluke0412 May 6, 2014

Pig Penning

When you don't shower in between sex sessions. Named after Pig-Pen, the dusty kid from the Charlie Brown cartoons.

Mike: Why does the house stink?
Andrew: Ah, Jakes just been pig penning all week

by JustFred May 29, 2018

pig sauce

(самогон in Russian): moonshine or other bad quality home-made alcohol or wine

why even bother making pig sauce when, once in a while, you can splurge a bit more on yourself and drink good quality whiskey or cider at the local pub?

by Sexydimma December 7, 2017