The Marlin .22 Rifle

A gun that I found in my friends living room that I thought was cool until he yelled at me to not dry fire it, he knows alot about dry firing ifkywim.

Woman (non existent in his life): Honey there's a squirrel in our house
Man (Double): Go grab The Marlin .22 Rifle from the couch

by BubbleAssFuck March 17, 2025

22

I kiss you,

Because I can't forget you anyway...

I love you,

Because I don't know how to live otherwise.

Our love is the sun, it sets and rises

And I've risen because I've found you❤️

I love you baby

22 ... in my heart every second ♥️

by I♥️Y#16 March 17, 2025

april 22

the day the the most beautiful, amazing, gorgeous person was born on.

"what's so special abt april 22?"
"duh emilia's bday 😘"

by chhheeze whhhiiozzz March 22, 2025

February 22

it’s when the most gorgeous, caring, loyal person was born! Make sure to stay on they’re good side or they will ruin you

Them: omg that girl was born on February 22 she is the most gorgeous person ever!

by agvd_ November 23, 2021

july 22

allie deserves all your hoodie because it’s her birfday!:D

july 22 is allie’s birfday!

by allie_124 November 23, 2021

May 22

Today is the day to ask any boy for their hoodie, if they say no you have to steal it. ( then give it back obviously )

Person 1: yo its may 22 you know what that means...

Person 2: I have to ask Josh for his hoodie :(

by ¿§øməōņë‽ May 21, 2023

May 22

May 22, national send a soapy booty pic to your partner day.

It's may 22, so I'm going to ask my partner for a soapy booty pic.

by Bigusdickus.com May 22, 2023