fungible ex

An unremarkable individual who one dated for any duration, but whose name periodically escapes him or her, whose interests do not interest him or her, and whose wedding he or she will not be invited to and whose funeral he or she will not attend.

“Did you send Mark a text on his birthday?” “No. He’s a fungible ex.”

by Esther Mofet December 24, 2023

xbox siri’s ex

A play off of the Xbox series X. The newest xbox console

Do you know the xbox series x?

You mean the xbox siri’s ex?

Hahahaahahahaha!

by Mestopheles369 November 24, 2020

Date your ex day

Miss your ex? Today is the day they HAVE to take you back have fun!! October 17th

"Hey babe"

"Excuse me"
"Oh today is national date your ex day"

by anonymous October 17, 2020

Rita’s ex

Imagine being a mf who has so much ego, to the point that u think ur exs would never get iver u. Nd say rumors about someone cuz ur ego got hurt. Imagine making yolos talking shit, and then acting njce in the replies. Imagine making weird ass yolos To gain ur ego by any mean. Imagine being a 5’4 boy. Lastly, imagine trying so hard to make someone jealous cuz u did smth reattded and expect them to be jealous and when they aren’t, u get weirded out cuz ur ego is so massive

Yoooo that’s a 5’4 man with an ego with shit yolos, that must be Rita’s ex

by Corna124 October 2, 2020

Exed

to not talk to a person and act like they don’t exist ; treat like an ex

friend: “i’m busy today, i can’t go to the movies.”
me: “oh okay.”
*five hours later*
me: sees friend at the movies
me: “i thought you were busy?”
friend: “....”
me:”i’m exing you.”
*friend is now exed*

by aramdomperson January 21, 2018

celino and she EX baifren

the ex of celino 💔🥹😂😂😂😂

Dem ah bruk up

The end

Did you hear about celino and she EX baifren??? dem bruk up!!

what me go do 😢 ugh. it’s okay. They weren’t a cute couple anyways. She’s too good for him. ☺️

BRUK BATTIE GO DIE 😅😂😂😂

by CELINAS BIGGEST FAN ♥️🤟 March 30, 2022

ex boyfriend

an ex boyfriend is someone you hang out with and get peer pressured to have sex with.

an ex boyfriend says I love you an texts you back later saying my bad it was just in the moment.

an ex boyfriend breaks up with you because you didn't want to give him head

an ex boyfriend gets what he deserves by smoking to much weed and getting erectile dysfunction now nobody want him.

my ex boyfriend is a cunt and a absolute dick

by r.i.v May 8, 2023