November 2

everyone born this date has a phatt ass

person- omg you have such a phatt juicy ass
me- ik it's because i was born november 2

by westsidebaby100101 November 19, 2020

February 2

hug ur crush dayy

y/n :hey c/n *hugs*
c/n: BRO WHY DID U HUG ME

y/n: it is February 2
c/n: OH SHART

by midzvnaq February 1, 2021

March 2

National kiss your bestie day💋

Me: it’s March 2nd

Bestie:*kiss*

by Jern smells April 25, 2022

2:58

The time I get out of school also known as happiness

Bro 2:58 is fucken awesome

by RoninXII January 31, 2022

Ebib 2

The living copy of ebib is an adjacent universe, where it hasnt been reposted by normie newfag shitposting groups that think the me and my squad meme is even remotely funny. I, lukasz fucking hates these newfags and wish them death 😳😡

“Ebib ? More like ebib 2”

by Cumsock_69 June 14, 2019

September 2

Grab ass day today is national grab ass day

He grabbed her ass and ran to class on September 2

by Fefytfreth September 2, 2021

KV-2

Al so know as "Stalin's Fridge"

It big, it powerful

"hey what's that thing over the-"
*Fucking Dies*
*KV-2 Shell explodes*

by Hans, get ze King Tiger. February 23, 2022