AP Gooning

A secret class at the AP level available under the following requirements:

- Attaining a score of five on the following exams:

- AP Chemistry

- AP Calculus BC

- AP Physics

- AP Literature

- AP United States History

- Having a notable edge score (consistent for over 6 hours) confirmed with video evidence on the internet.

Coursework involves constant practice, learning terms and notable people within the gooning culture, and learning new forms and mental preparations.

No copies of prior exam are available online due to the confidential nature of the class. However, the majority of reports include a section of the exam that prompts examinees to "run the gauntlet", gooning through increasingly troubling material.

No known persons have passed the exam.

"Why am I scheduled for the 'AP Gooning' exam? I don't goon."

"Sure..."

by Glendonson June 10, 2025

International Gooning Day

International Gooning Day is a holiday celebrated everyday on January 10th to commemorate the loss of Nautica Malone, as on that day on January 10th, 2025, he was caught gooning at a Bikini Beans Coffee Shop in Arizona. On this day, people goon to whatever they feel like in solidarity before a two-minute silence follows for the loss of Nautica. An acronym some might use is IGD.

When do you want to goon, it's International Gooning Day today!

by Sriracha kid 111 April 6, 2025

Flicker-Goon

When you flicker flicker-goon

"I can goon for 7 days"

"I can flicker-goon for 7 seconds"

by Flicker-Gooner24 May 26, 2024

Gooning on the Beach

A Sex on the Beach cocktail, but with a peach schnapps replacement such as triple sec

We don't have any peach schnapps, but I can make you a Gooning on the Beach instead?

by Toastsuvius April 26, 2025

moon gooning

When you go fishing with 3 or more people with dicks on a swampy body of water during the night and they go on for about 3-4 hours to the of unconsciousness. When done your dick and balls a state called cumtoses causes an explosion of cum all over the swamp and the other people.

I and my friends went moon gooning mom.

by Sam_FATz February 27, 2024

Goons

A group of horny teenagers ready to break out in a orgy at any time.

Look! There goes the goons.

by abduct May 17, 2019

Astral Gooning

The act of gooning within a dream. If this is during astral projection this could even lead to one performing sexual acts on one’s physical body during projection.

Daryll said he got carried away during astral gooning last night and ended up finishing inside himself

by DreamGooner November 22, 2025