Melly Syndrome (noun)
/ˈmelē ˈsinˌdrōm/
A psychological condition marked by an overwhelming, often uncontrollable obsession with a woman named Melly — a seductive, manipulative, magnetic presence whose beauty and cruelty are equally intoxicating. Victims of Melly Syndrome typically display signs of infatuation, delusion, and self-abandonment, willingly sacrificing dignity, reason, and autonomy in pursuit of her fleeting approval.
Symptoms include:
• Persistent thoughts of Melly regardless of time, place, or consequence
• Intense jealousy, possessiveness, and insecurity when Melly is perceived as unattainable or indifferent
• A pathological need to please her, even at great personal cost
• A willingness to lie, cheat, or betray others to remain in her favor
• Paranoia and emotional instability when separated from her
Origin:
Derived from the behaviors evoked by Melly — a woman equal parts compassionate and cruel, loving and selfish. She is obsessive, narcissistic, emotionally elusive, and devastatingly alluring. Known to twist hearts with a glance and unravel egos with a whisper, she thrives on control cloaked in affection. Her presence feels like royalty — cold, radiant, untouchable — and her affection, a reward to be bled for.
Warning:
There is no known cure. Those afflicted are either destroyed or remade in her image.
/ˈmelē ˈsinˌdrōm/
A psychological condition marked by an overwhelming, often uncontrollable obsession with a woman named Melly — a seductive, manipulative, magnetic presence whose beauty and cruelty are equally intoxicating. Victims of Melly Syndrome typically display signs of infatuation, delusion, and self-abandonment, willingly sacrificing dignity, reason, and autonomy in pursuit of her fleeting approval.
Symptoms include:
• Persistent thoughts of Melly regardless of time, place, or consequence
• Intense jealousy, possessiveness, and insecurity when Melly is perceived as unattainable or indifferent
• A pathological need to please her, even at great personal cost
• A willingness to lie, cheat, or betray others to remain in her favor
• Paranoia and emotional instability when separated from her
Origin:
Derived from the behaviors evoked by Melly — a woman equal parts compassionate and cruel, loving and selfish. She is obsessive, narcissistic, emotionally elusive, and devastatingly alluring. Known to twist hearts with a glance and unravel egos with a whisper, she thrives on control cloaked in affection. Her presence feels like royalty — cold, radiant, untouchable — and her affection, a reward to be bled for.
Warning:
There is no known cure. Those afflicted are either destroyed or remade in her image.
“Ever since he met her, he’s been spiraling — ignoring his friends, spending every penny just to catch her attention. Classic case of Melly Syndrome.”
by MellySyndrome August 7, 2025
Get the Melly Syndromemug. A condition observed in long-term Bitcoin participants, typically those involved for a decade or more, marked by a profound disillusionment with the current state of Bitcoin and its community. These individuals, often early investors who have become wealthy due to Bitcoin's growth, find themselves at odds with the evolving narratives and cultural shifts within the Bitcoin ecosystem. Feeling estranged by what they perceive as a departure from Bitcoin's original principles and intentions, they exhibit behaviors that contrast sharply with their initial commitment to Bitcoin. This may include supporting alternative cryptocurrencies, engaging in questionable practices, or completely disassociating from the Bitcoin community. The syndrome is indicative of the broader internal conflicts over the direction, values, and identity of the cryptocurrency community.
He used to be such a good Bitcoiner, now suffering from Bitcoin Derangement Syndrome (BDS) often attacking Bitcoin and peddling shitcoins to his audience.
by A person111222333 November 16, 2023
Get the Bitcoin Derangement Syndrome (BDS)mug. Disorder in which you are above elliot in any physical mental or other way possible. This is un over rideable by any other disorder or cause
Gabe-"I love you"
Elliot-"I love you more"
Gabe "you can't cause i have 'elliot stinks so I beat them syndrome '"
Elliot-"I love you more"
Gabe "you can't cause i have 'elliot stinks so I beat them syndrome '"
by Sunnyquartz January 7, 2024
Get the Elliot stinks so I beat them syndromemug. Bobs family told him the wedding started at 4 pm when it actually started at 5 , because they knew Bob suffered from Torpidus Dilatory Syndrome (TDS)
by Trevor Smafs December 31, 2022
Get the torpidus Dilatory Syndrome (TDS)mug. The chronic issue where a problem resolves itself as soon as technical support or an IT professional takes a look at the issue especially if it makes you look like an idiot.
You are an idiot that called in for a non-issue or navigation mistake and the technical support or IT professional blames it on Looming Support Syndrome to make you feel better.
by Wandering Fox June 13, 2016
Get the Looming Support Syndromemug. A) Dude...Prom is coming and I still can't find any cute Asian chicks to ask.
B) Daym. You have V.O.N.A. Syndrome
A) Aye mang, help me pull a pton on all the Asian chicks in our school so i can decide which one to hit on.
B) Our school has V.O.N.A. Syndrome man, there AREN'T any Asian girls in our school.
B) Daym. You have V.O.N.A. Syndrome
A) Aye mang, help me pull a pton on all the Asian chicks in our school so i can decide which one to hit on.
B) Our school has V.O.N.A. Syndrome man, there AREN'T any Asian girls in our school.
by xTempOPx May 17, 2010
Get the V.O.N.A. Syndromemug. When a nice character is seen as a worse character than their mean counterpart as all their personality traits are ignored by the fandom, and is called a character with no personality, while the mean character is more flanderized, corny and is only called a character with personality traits because they happen to not be nice. The characters referred here are Sammy and Amy from Total Drama's sixth season
Miraculous Ladybug's fandom is now experiencing Pahkitwin Syndrome with Luka Couffaine.
He has some personality traits that don't just add up to him being nice, and even a bunch of character flaws. But since they aren't worked on, people don't acknowledge them. However, an antagonist as baseless and petty as Lila is seen as a better character despite actually having zero personality traits outside of hating Marinette
He has some personality traits that don't just add up to him being nice, and even a bunch of character flaws. But since they aren't worked on, people don't acknowledge them. However, an antagonist as baseless and petty as Lila is seen as a better character despite actually having zero personality traits outside of hating Marinette
by kuu-asaur February 22, 2025
Get the Pahkitwin Syndromemug.